Anyone looking for someone who scores a load of spectacular goals is kidding themselves. This kid looks like he scores plenty of the goals you want a striker to score so in that sense he'd be a signing I'd be more than happy with.
Of course the caveat is the number of players in general (Kezman, Alves, Jansen etc) and for us in particular (De Jongs, Tomasson, Rob McDonald) that have done well in Holland but wank over here. But if we're behind Rafa we're going to have to trust his judgement. And it's no good saying it might be a player who's way down Rafa's list, because Rafa can't have players on his list that are much more expensive than this as he must know he's got no chance of getting the money for them from the fat cunt. And those other teams like Bournemouth, Brighton, Huddersfield etc that have broken their transfer records aren't buying players for a load more. Of course this is if this actually comes off and there's certainly no guarantee of that.