Billy Castell

Might explain his spell in Russia. The mobsters over there probably have access to high end stuff. I also bet some proper big names have problems with nose sherbert too, but have shit-hot lawyers imposing super-injunctions. Rio's done a few lines I reckon.

Never claimed to be. Bread was a shit programme though.

Did you come into the room for parents evening with your arms out stretched singing the dambusters tune? And did you also point out that no-one speaks German because it is such an ugly language?

So Mrs.P's family left Germany in the 60's for S. Africa around the time the Turks came. Did they leave South Africa around the early 1990's? It is odd they hate Poles, Turks etc. seeing that half the national football team is Polish or German Turks.

So essentially Liverpool is being sent to Newcastle to be incinerated then? Will it include all those families with 4 generations of dole seekers, every copy of Bread in print and Sonya?

Balotelli to Newcastle? That would be mental. Imagine what he and Ranger would get up to! I almost want to sign up to Twatter just to try and wind up Ranger and generally call him a wanker.

Work didn't set them free then. I am just shocked that slavery has been going on for 15 years about 15 miles from where I used to live. Hope the gypos get their caravans bulldozed, and they get deported to Afghanistan. Gypsies do face discrimination and suchlike in Eastern Europe, but they are also scumbags who rob, steal and sell drugs etc.

I know it is very wrong, but I flicked on the news, and the terrorist attack memorial was going on on sky news I saw two people listing the names of the victims. After a few names, I did think "house!" and then turned over.

I thought it was the space lizards. Anyway Monsanto is that GM crop company isn't it? I always get the Hitchens confused. Is this written by the one with cancer, or the fish faced Facsist one who wants to gas single parents, Labour voters and so on?

Jumped the shark about 12 years ago, and the movie was shit. It was all about taking the piss out of US society etc. but did the writers stand up to the Neo-Cons who were screaming that you should never criticise Bush when they were at war, and to do so was un-American? No, they just churned out episodes where they made lazy, cheap and bad episodes where they went abroad and found stereotypes. As some have said before, the characters have become terrible exaggerations and parodies of themselves, especially Homer, and they should just stop making any more. Anyway, there are quite a few programmes that are better than it.

They are great. It's the music that does it. Also why Knights of Cydonia is such a brilliant song.

I say fuck off to this idea. It's probably backed by some cuntish joke of a journalist called Oliver Holt, who declared Blackburn Rovers Football club and all the fans were racist for sacking Paul Ince after 6 months. Forgetting the fact we were the first club in the Premier League to hire a British black manager, and ignoring the fact that Hughes led the team to 8th position, and when Ince took over he alienated the best goalie in the league, took training methods back 30 years and led the same squad to 19th or 20th place when he was sacked. This is tokenism of the worst kind. I don't know why few black people go into coaching and management, but I just can't see top players like Ferdinand, Ashley Cole or Walcott being interested.

replace them with muslims, asylum seekers, and terrorists. Or all three. Do you mean keep the gypsies here?, and send your suggestions to the remote island? Or move the gypsies on, and fill their caravans with Muslims etc.? Or put all four groups on this island together? I'm just making sure I understand your post. self explanatory tbh. Reading back it is LM. You're OK about gypsies with their weird Irish accents but not Muslims. I occaisionally get lost in your mindset sometimes, as I'm not an expert in psychology or the various types of paranoid disorders.

Bad idea HF, as he has a high opinion of himself already!

I think he's finally cracked up after the Khan family moved in across the road or something. If the internet was around in those days, I'd expect him to be searching for some thread where someone said they were opposed to Keegan replacing Ardilles because he had no managerial experience. He's probably trying to build a time machine out of his fridge to go back to 7th century Arabia .

replace them with muslims, asylum seekers, and terrorists. Or all three. Do you mean keep the gypsies here?, and send your suggestions to the remote island? Or move the gypsies on, and fill their caravans with Muslims etc.? Or put all four groups on this island together? I'm just making sure I understand your post.

The Stokoe behind the door is the cherry on top. I do find the original photo somewhat disturbing. Just something about it and I don't mean the Man Citeh scarf. It somehow suggests Paul is only a few steps from Ed Gien to me.

Some pikey bitch cursed my mum when she was pregnant with me for not buying heather. Honestly these gypo twats should all be deported to some remote Scottish island and left there.

Maybe he's fishing..........

Would Chez suit that Shirley Bassey type of dress though?

Yes where beheading is the norm. He could of had CL football, but the greedy cunt chose them. Must be dodgy oil money behind it. That and plutonium smuggling etc. Mind you for £371,000 p/w, inevitabley tax free I'd give it some thought. But then, Eto'o has probably not been skint whilst at Inter and Barca.. I just can't imagine what the natives think about seeing a black African turn up. Russia is rife with racism and neo-Fascist lunatics, and that area must be like the Russian Deliverance. He could probably buy a village every week and pay them to turn up at home matches.

It is all very fucking shady. Never really thought about where that team was, but Dagestan? Isn't that where some terrorists rigged up a load of bombs and held a school hostage? It's next door to Chechnya anyway, and that whole region is one massive human rights issue. I bet the same sort of characters paying for Eto'o are the ones who bought the world cup.

Paddypower have shortened their odds to 5/1, from around 12/1 now, following Skybet. People seem to think there's something in him being on his bike today.

I can understand the Israelis wanting to check boats etc. for guns and bombs, but not allowing medicine and stuff that actually helps people in is just mad. To be honest some of their actions are just a few steps away from what the Nazis were up to in Poland.

This is what I think of whenever I see the title of this thread: