Billy Castell

No worries, I wasn't in any way offended. I'm not at my sharpest after having virtually no sleep last night. Probably explains the crap subliminal Depeche Mode stuff in the last part of that post. I reckon it'll be like that American Dad Oscar Gold clip with added flattery towards Simon Cowell and his strangely square hairdo.

In my opinion locality and family allegiance are the only valid reasons for supporting a particular team. After that I just think it bizarre. So I'm not allowed to support Blackburn despite my dad's friend taking me to many matches during the 1990's, the first time I went to regular games in my life? Do you advise that I support Exeter City, the league team, or Exmouth Town, where I actually live? Or perhaps I should go for whichever place I have lived at the longest, which would be Bedford Town. I'm interested in your views as I have no family heritage towards any particular team, nor am I really 'from' anywhere.

Americans wrongly identify FOX as a news channel. I know there has been 'positive driscrimination' in order to help women, black people etc. reach the top jobs over there, but FOX News seems to have gone overboard in employing so many clearly mentally disturbed people like Glenn Beck. Speaking of whom did you see him jumping on some story about a climate scientist hinting at fiddling results about global warming? It was about illegally leaked e-mails from a professor from the University of east An-jeela (Anglia).

Nah, one of those sentimental jobs that paint the author (i.e. Simon Cowell) in a glowing light and makes him a co-star of the show if you meant my last post (which was probably a bit shit). I was attempting a Star Stories/Oscar Gold angle. Can you see what I did with chapter 4 though?

Hats off,that was good. Maybe Ashley realised how unpopular he is and is moving to surround himself with people with knowledge of security etc. Therefore I expect to see Andy McNab in as Director of football (though perhaps 'see' is the wrong adjective), and former Manchester police cheif John Stalker joining the club in some capacity. So expect the stands at St. James' Park to have electric sun awnings and garage doors.

There's a guy who works for us who is just the same. Born and bred down here in Devon as far as I know and yet he gets all arsey when you mention that they're out of the CL. He's normally a decent guy but he comes across as a right glory supporting tit, when it comes to football. I bet even I have been to Anfield more than him (once). I'm not the sort of fool who thinks you should support whichever team is nearest to where you live, or where you are 'from', I have no connections to the Blackburn/Lancashire area other than my real surname. But to big yourself up as a fan of a big 4 team when you've probably never even gone to a match and climbing aboard the big SKY fashionista boat like Zoe Ball is fucking sickening. On the flip side, those who write in and demand you should automatically supprt your 'local' team are pretty dumb too. People move around the country more often than before, and it isn't nas simple as that. I would ask these zealots whether I should support Barnet, FC Gutersloh, Happy Valley, Carlisle, Bedford Town, Coventry City, Shrewsbury Town, Bridlington Town or Exeter City. All have been my 'local' team at some point in my life. But to get back on topic: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Keep up the good work Manuel the Spanish Waiter. RBS will be having their own football team soon.

Chapter 1: Birth and early years Susan Boyle is born to a bagpipe weaver and an Aberdeen Angus cow, grows up, goes to school, plays kiss chase (which for her sadly involved rather a lot of chasing) and then move with the family to a shortbread tin conversion in Blackburn (no, not the one the Beatles sang about). Chapter 2: My Struggle (teenage life) Father loses his job at the shipyards when she was 12 and then Susan bravely fights against the injustice of abject poverty blah blah blah. During the mid to late teens she discovers God, just like Anne Widdecombe MP, and becomes celebate, just like Anne Widdecombe MP. She selflessly devotes her life to helping others through the salvation army etc. Chapter 3: Susan's got talent After watching the X Factor on TV and hearing of a similar show on ITV, scheduled to fill that vital evening slot that was probably used for Celebrity Love Island, or one of the other shows that you phone in to prop up ITV with votes, Susan braves the fickle judgement of the public. Being thouroughly decent, and not a set of sneering egomanics, Susan is welcomed on stage by the judges and warmly encouraged to sing. Susan then gives a stunning performance of some song that confirms the judges' initial views that she was great, and not an old minger who'd make a twat of herself. That was never in their minds at all. Chapter 4: Fame and fortune The contract was signed, which marked the turning point of a career for Susan. She got a new hairdo and wardrobe from Simon Cowell, which in no way was a makeover to make the best of what God gave her in terms of looks. The holidays, which included appearing on Oprah and meeting President Obama (or was it Bush?) complete with subtitles were fun packed, and not a grinding, punishing schedule that flogged Susan to breaking point. The graph on the wall clearly showed Susan was a superstar in the making. However, getting on a plane every so often shattered the fragile Susan Boyle, but don't worry she'll be OK. And the contract with Simon Cowell is still intact.

This came into my head when I read about this.

Portsmouth have just sacked Paul Hart. Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...uth/8377374.stm According to Skybet Darren Ferguson is 6/4 favourite to take over, with Curbishley 3/1 and Coppell 8/1. Before you go to the bookies, it is also worth looking at something else. Now that modest chap whose tan matches his teams' shirts, Mr. Phil Brown is 2/5 to be the next one to go according to skybet, and you get the same odds for Ferguson replacing him.

Don't normally care for the Wankers League, but the prospect of Liverpool being dumped out, and bringing the overdraft with Standard Chartered ever closer is appealing, as well as another G14 club being booted out. If only Man Utd lost in the last match.

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JFV? Is that Jaques fucking Villeneurve or Jos fucking Verstappen ? I agree, the longer it isn't confirmed, the more likely it is Michael Schumacher. Let the hype and rumours build, and then ta-da he appears as they unveil and test their new car.

you seem to suggest it's impossible to have a varied sex life and an emotionally invested relationship? Blatantly like your lass to shit on a glass table while you lie under it. I heard there was a gay nightclub in San Francisco which had a glass floor people would defecate on. There was a viewing room on the floor below. Can Gemmill confirm if this is true? Allegedly there was a high court judge who was into this sort of thing, and used a rent boy linked to the Krays for some table related acts. Thus the chance for blackmail kept the Krays out of serious legal trouble for a while. Actually, I wonder if Madonna and Guy Ritchie did this?

Who knows, maybe Button's presence will make Lewis a smoother driver as he watches a driver famed for such a driving style in the same car. The contrasting styles of the two in the same car will be another interesting factor to look out for. However, I'm pretty fucked off with all the twatting about with the British GP. I bet Silverstone is being held up because that greedy Andy Warhol mini-me wants a bigger bung than Bahrain gave him. I bet Monza never has constant hassle from Bernie the midget. Nico Rosberg has been confirmed as a Mercedes (formerly Brawn) driver according to Radio 5.

No way! I watched him for Huddersfield a couple of years back and he was terrible! Exactly . I had checked and the Bradford reject is currently one of the season's top scorers. The SPL is a place for any washed up Coca Cola reject that wants a stab at Europe.

I have the mental picture of the Gallaghers doing the video for that cover of tragedy now. The first couple of albums were great, but they have just stuck with the same sound and style of song writing. Muse, David Bowie etc. can and have evolved from album to album whereas Oasis went stale.

£40,000 in one weekend. Fuck me, that must take some doing. What did he buy? gold plated unicorns and Malawi? There are those in Rovers circles who said that we should buy him off you. Thank fuck we didn't if he is that crap with money. Him and Spit the Diouf together would have been appalling, trying to outdo each other on the fancy cars (although Diouf's chrome plated merc would take some beating).

You'd win it, or perhaps come 2nd to Celtic. I am looking at it purely on the basis of the squads, and the pedestrian Rangers will get dicked by you, as will all the non OF teams. For fucks sake Danny Cadimateri is a decent striker up there, and he was pretty shit for Bradford in the 3rd division. Blackburn would easily win it if we were in the SPL.

Indeed, look at the success of Coldplay and U2 over recent years.

On a related note, I'd recommend looking up Pablo Escobar if you like reading about this sort of thing. Some of the things he did were unbelievable. Whole villages built on wheels to hide airstrips for planes filled with drugs is just one thing he did. I recommend 'More Terrible than death'by a female writer whose name escapes me and 'Killing Pablo' by Phillip Bowden as good reads.

Yeah, that's her. I always like women who can actually do things, and not stand there pissing about like a princess. It would also be funny to see her with 3 middle aged men who act like 7 year olds.

Shhh, Channel 4 will make a TV show out of this.

Is your dad Scott Walker? Or Murray Walker? or Walker Crisp?

Right, that makes sense. I didn't think McLaren would leave everything at risk from Mercedes suddenly switching teams. Perhaps the likes of Honda, BMW etc. will be back in F1 by the time McLaren needs new engines, and the transition will be pretty smooth if they start this co-operation prior to the engine being used. I do suspect that the MP4-25 will not be a good as it seems, as a lot of cars that are hyped up don't make it. Look at BMW over 2008 and 2009. 2008=Threatening to gatecrash the McLaren/Ferrari party, spending money on KERS etc. 2009=Shit.

No, I'm not Rousseau. The ginger bird was the only reason I'd watch it once I sussed out it was otherwise boring. I assure anyone else reading this I don't feel the urge to knock one off when watching The Daily Show or Life.