Billy Castell

Grant may work out for them. I'd be disappointed if Mark Hughes took over, as I do think he is too good for them. He was the best manager we had in ages (Sam included believe it or not!). Your friend Iain Dowie has laso been mentioned a lot, which would also be funny. For comedy value I hope Stan Ternant gets the call as he is a complete mentalist and watching any former Burnley manager go down is amusing.

We actually attempted to sign Zidane and Dugarry in a double deal with Bordeuax around that time. For some reason Zidane turned us down for Juventus.......................

1. It's a shame that I was too young to appreciate living in Hong Kong and Germany before that. I'd love to have a time machine and do it again at my current age. 2. Why is there often a gap between national/county borders, and can I be exempt from taxes if I build a house in that gap? 3. What was it like milling about Wall Street during the crash of 1929? 4. How the fuck are people seeing all these ghosts appearing on Most Haunted, when I can only see the living people? 5. If you have Schitzophrenia, is it the voice of someone you know telling you stuff, or is it like an extension of your own thoughts?

Boss Drum! Anyway, I don't really know who to vote for, as I can't remember whether I am registered in Devon, Bedford or Bridlington. If its the latter I would be tempted to vote SDP, for the retro and kitsch factor (and yes, the SDP still exist round there). Actually, I've just got to print an sign so I can vote here. I bet my constituency only has the 3 main parties and those cunts at the BNP.

As a previous post suggested, I half expect him to be one of our coaches for a while. Someone even posted that Keegan was mentioned as a replacement on Talksport or somewhere!!! Can't see that, unless he really wants to stick two fingers up at Mike Ashley. For me, I expect Southgate for the rest of the season, and then perhaps someone like Paul Ince or the bloke who briefly managed Reading this season (Rodgers?) if they get relegated.

As soon as I heard the news, I thught of you guys, and how much you'd all laugh. I quite liked him to begin with, but he had gotten increasingly daft with his open air team talks and his tan. He became a real life David Brent in many ways. Couldn't find any odds for favourites to replace the orange dildo online, so perhaps someone is already lined up.

Should I mention Sol Campbell about now? Reminds me of a right odd programme I saw on channel 4 a few years ago. It was interviewing people (all Americans I seem to remember) who like banging farm animals, mainly horses, ponies etc. The weirdest ones were this bloke who said he was genuinely in love with his horse and wanted to marry it, and a married couple who liked to have threesomes with their pony. Mind you the married couple made Michael Jackson look norml so I guess they opted to take it whenever they chould get it. It was one of those shows where you watch it with your jaw on the floor thinking, "this is all so wrong, but I can't stop watching it." Thankfully there were no home videos or holiday snaps.

I'm starting fast food franchise in Luton this year. I'm going to call it Burqa King. Anyway, all the burqa nonsense is all bollocks. Many of the 'Muslims' who are taking these hardline Islamic views are posers who want to be rebelious and 'different'. It's an Asian version of those Eton anarchists who trash McDonalds or the Che Guavara loving students in the 70's. They'd never want to live in Saudi Arabia, or some other hardline country, but remian here, making a lot of noise and getting angry in order to get attention and deflect their own inadequicies as people.

Fans of the Big Lebowski?

The Hudsucker Proxy on telly. I quite liked it. Quite entertaining and well acted.

My future brother-in-law has practiclly all those areas covered apart from the face/head. My sister knew someone who was the lawyer for a chap accused of beating up and mugging a granny. Amongst the distinguishing features the man had was the tattoo of the word 'cunt' on his forehead. Not good when you hve to do an ID parade at the police station. The line up all had to wear gaffa tape on their foreheads.

It's the work of Freemasons and aliens travelling through time. Obviously. Or some rich bloke trying to wind up the Dan Brown/David Icke types for a laugh.

Hmmm, who'll die this year....I'll go for: 1. George Michael 2. Whitney Houston 3. Terry Wogan 4. Richie Benaud 5. Jack Nichelson 6. Jimmy Armfield

Kettering 1-0 Leeds Good news so far. Hate Leeds.

I remember Marcus Brigstocke commenting on some sort of anti-immigrant protest in one of the cities that had gotten nasty a few years ago. The quote was "Australia is no different from South Africa except the whites have won." Make of that what you will.

Never mind kids, its OK. Its a woman assaulting a man so that is all cool.

Red Bin Dippers 1-0 Blue Bin Dippers Mascapone scored with a deflected shot. I want the blue bunch to win to cause more hassle for Liverpool.

Surely that was a deliberate error! At least it wasn't the Stadium of Shite I suppose.

Interesting to see which part of the company gets the name on the engine if this comes off. Bugatti, VW, Lambo, Audi all possible. If they wanted to cause a stir I suppose it could be a Seat or Skoda engine. Imagine a Skoda powered team winning a race!

Just one note of caution. Simpson is not PL standard. He was on loan with us and was crap, properly crap. We even had the rather hapless Andrews ahead of him at right back. Anyway, who cares about the 'dangers' of promotion, get yourselves back up here, then revel in the fact you have returned to the top table. The squad will evolve and change, and who knows what will happen. You have a better squad than Burnley, and they're doing OK.

Have to ask, what is that photo about Dr. Ken? It just seems so strange to see them with football shirts on. Especially since that looks like St. Mary's or the Riverside.

And that's the thing. All very well making this beer, but I but it tastes worse than eating a burnt marmite factory.

It is like talking to my cousins in New Zealand. That last sentence doesn't count as I used it correctly. Advert for the now defunct Football Kingz of New Zealand. I think there was a version where it was a baby instead of a dog, and there was another advert where the keeper catches the baby/dog, everyone cheers and then he punts it across the street.

I had that song in my head as I typed. Who'd you like to see play her? I'd personally pick Brian Blessed.

I have to disagree with you Mr. Collymore. Now wind your window up and leave the car park.