Billy Castell

Many stories in the press saying that the refs are not accepting RFW's apology. He was probably saying it in a sarcastic tone.

Yeung has a reputation for interfering with football related matters apparently. He owns/owned the Hong Kong Rangers, which he often picked the teams, dictated coaching etc. If that's true, then Brum could be fun to watch in the same way Hearts are with Vladimir Romanov.

Messi on a contract until 2016, or Jason Roberts? I know who I'd rather have!

Wasn't he forced to come out in order to pre-empt a NOTW style exclusive? I agree with Gejon, he seemed a depressed character after he did. I hope it doesn't end up as much a farce as Jacko.

"Look, that Saudi shopkeeper has just won Portsmouth in a raffle." "Why is Steve Bruce over here in a bikini?" "Must be doing a photoshoot for his calandar. Jesus his aftershave is strong." "Oh look Hull's result has just come in." "How long do you think it'll be until Mike Ashley realises his personalised shirt says 'twat'?"

Saw him on the Noodlemeister tour a few years ago, and I thought he was great. I like his stuff, but then one of the first shows I watched when I was at boarding school was The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.

The Proposition is a good film. The way it is shot really makes you feel they're in some baking, dusty craphole in the middle of nowhere, and the soundtrack combines well with the pictures. The acting is also good, as all the characters seem to be desperately struggling in an alien place etc.

It's way too early for Obama to get this. He is making more of an effort to tackle international issues, but who knows whether he will succeed? Look at the whole Israel/Palestine thing, he has tried, but they're not stopping the settlements from being built etc. There is no concrete progress on climate change either. He got it because the guys who had voted hated Bush and his incompetence.

It was a commercial deal, I hear. NUFC now have the first option on all the kids out of the Isle of Man, which, I hear, is pretty good cos they all have three legs. I'll take your word for that . Bit late this thread though.

Now my biblical knowledge is limited, but didn't Jesus get a bit miffed when money lenders and stall holders opened up in a temple? What would he have made of a theme park based on the bible? Especially one that sells over priced coffee etc.

Good God!!!!!!!! Always found this picture odd. "So Mrs. Jones, the man who stole your handbag was young, quite tall and blond. Were there any distinguishing features you noticed?" Wouldn't it be funny if in later life he gave up the neo-Nazi stuff and wanted to become a primary school teacher?

He is right about those Apple snobs. I'm never one for being slavish to one brand, but the Apple weirdos are wankers. I'd consider getting an Apple product if I knew it was worth the hype, and if they weren't so effing expensive.

Charlie Brooker is great. The whole thing about mission shows was bang on. Funny watching Konnie Huq swearing too. He has made me really laugh at times.

It's just a sad attention seeking stunt from some 'artist' who wants to make a name for themselves and get on that tawdry waggon where art is simply a commodity to be bought and sold like gold or steel. It isn't what is on the canvas that is appreciated amongst 'art lovers', it is the status and more importantly the amount of cash associated with owning it that is. It isn't enough that something can look good, it has to either be sensationalist (e.g. Tracy Emin's latest collection of skiddy knickers) or able to fetch a shitload of cash at auction (e.g. Damien Hirst's diamond encrusted skull). Some of these supposed artists must have been really annoying at school.

Wish I hadn't mentioned Danny now. Who am I kidding? this is quite amusing now

Steve Bruce will be somewhere else by the end of next season. He's a pretty over rated manager (pretty good but not great), and has less loyalty than Sol Campbell. Where Sunderland are now is his level, no matter how much the media link him to eventually being back with the Satanists. As for Keane, he's just a mental case. I was watching your game against Ipswich, and if Keane could lasers out of his eyes, good God it would have been like Saw with random parts of the players and crowds littering the stadium. He doesn't seem to have any man-management skills (e.g. Supple giving up a promising career to be a chef) and spends money on average players.

there's a reason for that. Come on man Stevie, he's desperate to seem like a gangster, the way he talks, his walk, everything about him screams wannabe hardman. He's a budget Ross Kemp, and Kemp's no hard man either. Is he? He was cast as a member of a football firm and from that he has developed this reputation. Should he have said no I don't want that £1m deal, because it will make me look a "hard man"? There's a niche in the market, a lot of people don't watch his documentaries, don't watch them, I watch some of them because he's naturally funny, very humble, and self depreciating. I think he comes across well most of the time, and it's tired old bollocks written by clueless bald cunts like you which support the myth that he's a cunt. He always comes across as a right cunt in all those 'I love hooligans' films and TV shows he does. I'm willing to say it may all be an act as people have been lobbing cash to play that kind of role, but something about him suggests he's basing it on himself. His voice just adds to the whole image I have of him. Surely he has been offered roles that are not in the 'West Ham supporting gangsta hooligan' mould at one point in his career. But to Dennis Wise, he seems like the same sort of pillock, a man who likes to be associated with that violent culture, but in reality will not wade in and be a true member. The sort of person who says he's in the Marines, but really is a plumber who sorts out their toilets in Plymouth. I doubt he'll get a job for a good while, but I can imagine him taking over from Paul Ince when he is sacked/some tool poaches him.

Just shows how much vermin there is around that gives the real working class a bad name in papers like the Daily Hate Mail. I mean, can you not have a can of special brew later at night when that Jordan show is on? It is these sort of crapbags that have made my parents' lives so bad after moving to Bridlington (aka Chavington-on-sea). Every summer they wash upp from Barnsley, Leeds, Wakefield etc. and litter the place with their ugly fat red faces and their spaz chariots. And when the country's dregs settle there, they and their odious offspring either get drunk and fight, or insult and assault people for no reason. It must be a Yorkshire thing, as Yorkshire is a county full of shit.

In no way is Fox News a news channel. It is a collection of ultra right wing retards being right bad losers because the black guy who won is ever so slighly left wing. Indeed, they ignore the fact that 40 million or so Americans cannot get healthcare, despite the nation still remaining a superpower, or the immense and shocking disparity in wealth that is almost as bad as Russia and bang on about Obama being a 'Communist' or whatever. The fact a lot of yanks believe this tripe proves how stupid a lot of them are. The USA is not some state chosen by God as the ideal template, but the whole mythology behind that nation blinds them to the faults their society has. All you need to do if your narrow interests are threatened is to wrap yourself up in a flag and proclaim that your opponent is 'un-American' as if that crap hole has invented and thought of everything that is good or useful.

He's the tall Welsh bloke isn't he?

I'm surprised about Chris. I was expecting him to stumble and your bad run of luck to continue, but he is showing himself to be very able at that level so far. Much more able than a certain former Sunderland manager anyway..............

I'm not really a fan of any commentator, as they're all a bit crap. A nightmare combination would be Andy Townsend and David Pleat though. The worst sports commentators are found on freeview when they have Magners league rugby on the red button. You have a bunch of Welsh wankers not even looking at the game, and jabbering like a pair of retards who think they're Pete and Dud in one of the pub sketches. They are right cunts if you actually want to watch the game and you missed the team line ups. Actually they're right cunts full stop. They should hire a certain Paul Cunningham. He was a teacher in my primary school in Hong Kong and he used to moonlight as the presenter of major sporting events for either ATV, TVB or the satellite channel Star TV(I forget which one). They used to make him wear spectacularly bad blazers in a colour like carary yellow or lime green, the kind even Barry Venison would say "fuck off that's hideous" to. He also did a kids TV show called Noodles with another teacher from my school.

"Hurry now to Simon Jordan's Spray tan emporium where it is 20% off an all over body tan and an amazing 30% off a back sack and crack wax. You'll be the envy of the dole office with your new look."

"Right we're looking for two members of the black an white minstral show who have gone bad. Be careful guys they may be armed with deadly jazz hands and tap dancing shoes with spikes."

Does it have Danny Dyer in it? That yapping little cunt is usually the 'Shite mark' for any film. Still smiling about that film review at the top of the page. That 500 days of Summer sounds annoying. Heard a sound clip from Mark Kermode's review and that woman's voice would annoy me too much.