Billy Castell

Some of my favourites.

Genuine produt from my youth. It was sold as Darkie when I lived in Hong Kong in the early 1990's but it changed to Darlie around that time.

Probably missing his manatee. Probably cheered himself up by making a woman's tuppence out of mashed potato.

It's hard to give a beating with a broken hand.

Fair enough he walked off I suppose. Maybe he should walk off for a bit, calm down and then go back on. I think Morissey is a compelete cunt, for his arrogance and his tedious militant vegetarianism (are his shoes made of turnips?), but he's been ill recently and doesn't need that. Marilyn Manson is the biggest tart I've ever seen though. He was the penultimate act when I saw him at the Big Day Out in Milton Keynes in around 1997. After a self indulgent act that only had album tracks the hardcore fans really knew, someone lobbed a bottle at him halfway though a song. What followed was a tantrum that lasted 10 minutes with him basically saying "I'm Marilyn Manson, how dare you throw things at me? Yoy think you're so hard don't you?" God knows how he would have acted if he had faced the reaction Daphne and Celeste got at Reading 2000. That was hilarious when that happened. They were on the same day as Slipknot and Rage Against the Machine....................

Isnt that a little bit wasted seeing as the whole threads about when we buy the club and you're installed as President. Yeah, I wasn't really reading the thread before I posted.

For someone who is probably worse than Steven Hawking at playing musical instruments, this thread is interesting. I think it is all the variants you can have when buying or making a gituar and how they affect the sound that interests me. I'd take it up if I had the time, money and patience. Here's a pic of Ms. Wood formerly of JJ72:

Isn't Vitalli Klitschko pretty handy though? I'd take on the other belt holders, then him, so I have more eperience in the heavyweight division. Lennox Lewis could probably win a belt or two tomorrow if he made a comeback net week.

I was singing various 80's new romantic songs to myself at work, with a tendency towards Human League. Not actually put much music on the CD player recently, but I might whack on The Doors when I wash up and do dinner.

If I wanted to make Newcastle a force again: 1. Ship out Geremi and Butt for whatever I could get. 2. Name the Stadium St. James' Park 3. Introduce Stevie's wage structure 4. Honour Hughton's 18 month contract, then review how things have gone on over that period. 5. Try to find great youth coaches, and research how the better teams are organising their system. 6. Put Bobby Robson's charity on the shirts whenever Newcastle play Sunderland 7. Introduce a scheme whereby season ticket holders can buy a share in the club, and can vote on certain issues in the running of the club (I'd have to look into how its done in Spain). If I let my support for Blackburn get in the way: 1. Ship out Geremi, Butt and Collocini to fund a £5m bid for Keith Andrews, Jason Roberts and Keith Treacy 2. Take on Paul Jones and Alan Doran on loan from Blackburn 3. Give Blackburn £7m for nicking Shay Given 4. Introduce a bonus scheme that rewards the players with riches whenever they beat Spurs, Burnley or Arsenal. 5. Make the team come out to Final Countdown by Europe (Just so you all know what it was like). If I wanted to be as mad as the former leader of Turkmenistan, and less popular than Ashley: 1. Red and white striped away shirts 2. Rename the stadium the Asda Soccerdome@Hawaythelads.com 3. Name Peter Reid as Director of Football with Dennis Wise as manager on £35,000 p/w 5 year contracts 4. Replace the normal stands with same scale bouncy castle stands 5. Give Nicky Butt a player/coach role with a 5 year, £65,000 p/w contract 6. Sign John Leslie to play in central defence 7. Ban all left handed people from the stadium, including players 8. Make the stewards wear giant fluresent baby grows (like George Dawes) 9. Ball boys will all be called Norbert by all staff. Even if their name is not Norbert. 10. The team will come out to the national anthem of Chad 11. Insist that all players must have beards

Don't know about funny but this thread has gone a bit queer.

^She's quality like, but I can't believe of all the birds on tv you're nominating Fizz!? She's surely more suited to the Borderline-Boilers thread, and even then she'd be a ropey choice. I know, its wrong, but I still would. No idea why, but I would. Last time I watched the Bill I remember they had a Chinese bird who was playing a detective who was pretty hot. It was a while ago now. Anyway, here's Konnie Huq, who is rhyming slang to me: And now Zoe Salmon

Seriously, I'd rather her than that washed out junkie Kate Moss or the tedious and slightly manish Paris Hilton. Even that perma-tanned stick insect on Coranation street.

Zoe Telford. See the under rated Absolute Power. And I know you'll all start, but I do like that ginger one off Coronation Street.

Dr. Alice Roberts

Serious: Rome Life on Mars Planet Earth Life The Twenties/Thirties in Colour Comedy: 15 Storeys High Operation Good Guys Police Squad! Flight of the Choncords

Valuev will win if this is anything to go by. Robin Reid was robbed by the most biased ref and judges I've ever seen, as Sven Ottke was defending his title in Germany. Sven rarely fought outside Germany if at all, and avoided fights with Calzaghe and the big US based boxers. Unless David Haye can knock Valuev out for a week, then the beast will win.

Who'll be making the tyres in 2011 I wonder? I reckon Michelin will come back, or Goodyear. Can't think of any other tyre companies with the pedigree or the money to develop such specialised tyres. With all the major manufacturers jumping ship, might we also see a slight resergence of the privateer teams such as Williams? And if Mercedes do buy up Brawn, then what will happen with McLaren? Oh, and is that daft gold medal thing coming in next season? So many questions...........................

Come on Lyon, send the red bin dippers back to their council flats. I want any of the big 4 to go out early and do a Leeds as it serves them all right. If only Real madrid were made to pay for their debts over the years.

Fucking hell, I guess they're going for the most chavtastic child in the world. No doubt in 16 years time he'll be on the equivilent to the Jeremy Kyle show after having unprotected sex and maybe fathering a child with Chantelle Paris Smith. "The DNA tests reveal.................................that Kai is only 70% human. He's also 15% Stella Artois, 10% chimp and 5% hub cap."

Just read the new name and it is worse than I had expected. Something like the 'Ryvita Arena' is bad enough, but Sportsdirect@St. James' Park? That's just fucking wrong. Firstly, you have that fat cunt sticking his company's name above the door, and secondly, the @St. James' Park bit is just tacky and sad. How long before Alan green and co. start taking the piss and just start calling your stadium by its real name?

Whatever it was, it must have been fucking huge.

I used to live in Kempston, and my dad worked at the local school. There are some parts round the Bedford area that can be a bit iffy, but Kempston tended to be OK. Apart from the Ampthill Road area.

Ah fucking hell. I genuinely feel sorry you still have that fat cunt, and he won't sod off. He's the football equivilent of genital warts. Mike obviously wants to stay an put up with the crap until you go up, and then sell for £150m instead of £80m. Pretty good news on Hughton, as there needs to be some sort of stability.

So it wasn't a killer whale then? Megalodon lives!