Howmanheyman

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-blot-out-negativity-7072243? It must have been his twin brother sitting in the stands then.

Thought he'd been sacked for a minute. Thread name change required from mods/admin, please. Earn your corn boys (and girls).

West Brom's new home shirt. (It actually looks alright it's just not their proper shirt, though). Remember Sheff Wed doing something similar a good few years ago as did the Mackems. (Any idea who this decent goalscorer was? Clue, he scored goals and was better known after he left them).

Storyville - blackfish the whale that killed. On BBC iplayer. About the killer whales in places like seaworld who have killed humans probably due to the nature of their cruel existence. Fascinating watch and seaworld slaughtered by ex employees and this documentary. Blatantly lying about deaths amongst other things. Watch this and you'd never go to one of their shows.

"Is there anybody there? Speak to us!" "This is CT's budgie, or should I say former Budgie. He bought me, got sick of me after a week and got rid. Someone save the chickens from my fate! I'm under his patio and I can't even rest in peace as the daft fucker thought his manure wouldn't smell. P.S. Tell Mrs Budgie the money's in the biscuit tin."

AC Milan v Inter. I can't believe how much the standard has dropped here, mind. Absolute shit from both sides and not the first time when I've seen them.

Grimsby fans working themselves, Clee?

Fuck off Grimsby.

Never mind chickens, WHERE'S THE FUCKING BUDGIE? Under the patio?

Dirty French bastard.

Stan Collywobble thinks we have 'delusions of grandeur'. Thinks Pardew is a cushty manager and seems to think yesterday was all about our manager. Words fail me.

S.W.A.L.K.

ROFLMAO

lol

After they fluked promotion with the Swindon/Macari fiasco it would be great if they were relegated over this.

Funny enough, heard a tale the other day about a workmate drinking what he thought was homebrew bottle of bitter but turned out was actually some sort of manure fertiliser. Says he'd never been as sick in his life and used the remainder of the bottle in his garden which stunk the place out for a week or two. And he drank some.

They got a a point at Man City, should've been three, they've beaten Chelsea away and Man U too. I don't know how they did it but they have. Look at Fulham and Cardiff yesterday, total surrender jobs. Unfortunately you have to say they deserve to stay up.

Are we talking about your breath here, CT? I think listerine might help?

I had this shirt bought in Italy in 1987...... .....You couldn't really get them over here then so I looked like a tanned sexy Italian God when I came back home strutting my stuff in the fields of Walker like Platini in the middle of the park. I had a few offers of swaps for the shirt which I politely had to decline.

As Tony Soprano once said.....'What the fuck?'

Sack the board, sack the board, sack the board.

Pompey again....... The last time we've won the last game of the season away from home in the top flight..........in 1988 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCSeoLZEiS0&list=UUSmnYSUTz1Dyu9DsBGoeGDQ Our expectations, man, too heavy!

The Yumba centre awaits!!!! (Or not!)

"word on the street"