Howmanheyman

Kudos to the Knight Ryder, it looks like he was ahead of the curve writing football songs in his articles.

There was an ex-factory manager who did tours of our place for pocket money who was called 'The Northumbrian Piper', when I asked why he was called it, I was told it was because he had a colostomy bag.

Could he not dye it's fur black and take some shaky video footage of it as turns to dusk with a rabbit in it's mouth and try to pass it off as a mysterious black cat who's migrated from Bodmin moor?

Just watching the goals back on the NUFC channel and Raisbeck says something I didn't notice at the time, only 1 minute injury time put up in the first half with some of the shit that went on as we were piling the pressure on for a breakthrough goal. Compare and contrast with certain other clubs.

Think @PaddockLadsaid similar about Bournemouth fans he's knew through the years.

The TNT Comms who usually do Italian football games are better than the ones doing the PL games as there's no real club bias to factor in, however.... because the Napoli game was decided by two Scott McTominey goals it was a 90 minute wankathon because he's not only British but ex-Man United. The trouble with commentator and ex-pro teams is they're like kids egging each other on and trying to outdo each other with every bit of hyperbolic shit they come out with just building it up in layers. Should've tried to find it on the DAZN IT channels, (You can't hear the shit if you don't speak the language plus there's usually some smart presenters and reporters on them as well ).

About 80% - 90% of television pundits will still put them in their pre-season top 6 in August.

You can tell they're doing (extra) shite lately, they're after Keane again.....

Boldon'dYP

They were relegated after I was born so I can't relate tbh.

'The Egyptian God/Pharaoh/King scores in front of the Kop!!! 🎵 You'll never walk...alone... you'll neeeever walk aloooone 🎶. Back over to you in the studio, Dave."

Starting anew from next season KK slumping over the hoarding at Anfield will still be replayed at least twice as much by sky through the years as anything that happened in our cup win.

Serves you right for watching it, you mentalist.

Only just thought of Peter Drury as well! He'll have to absolutely smother his knob with aloe vera after the game as it'll be red raw with the excessive wanking I'd guess?

Almost an hour of the Liverpool game and I've only now just wondered what the score is? Just looked on the BBC and it's 3-1 if anyone's interested?

Massive fuck up missing that chance now it's two nil.

The biggest accidental shithousery is the semi final being on at the same time and most sane football fans not even watching it.

Again!

Sitter that.

The officials to the Man United bench.... 🎶 If you got a problem, don't care what it is, If you need a hand, I can assure you this I can help, I got two VAR men, I can help! It would sure do me good to do you good, I can help. 🎵

I feel for any Spurs fan who has to sit through the spunk fest that sky will have lined up for them this afternoon if they want to watch their side.

I'd sooner shit on my hands and clap. I remember going to Anfield once with my Irish uncle who supported them. They played Villa and I was about 17 and I was basically doing my uncle a favour as he'd already bought the two tickets before he came over for a few days, he'd have just went by himself and sold it down there if I didn't go. They played Villa and it was surreal being at an away game and we weren't playing. Villa equalised in a 1-1 draw and I was just smirking in their main stand, no real hatred of Villa back then but I'd decided then and there I'd never go to a non NUFC game again, my skin crawled a bit tbh.

I've heard him say that in an interview about that match before, can't remember where, it's probably on YouTube somewhere.