Howmanheyman

It's going to be a long summer.

Him and Jeff Winter always came across as 'look at me' refs, he obviously couldn't stand Shearer and let that influence his decisions as well as not being as scared of our managers as he would've been had it been one of Ferguson's lads.

Looks like something Kevin and Perry would wear.

🎶 Sandro Tonali Save him for me The midfield maestro From Italy He's class, and so's his lass Sandro Tonali Frooomm Italllyyyy 🎵 You're welcome.

Obligatory 'I didn't even know they were playing?' post.

Blimey!

"FTM!!! MAGEDIA, MARRAS!!! MAGEDIA!!!

Gillespie is basically the kid that befriends De Nero in that advert but expanded to the whole of NUFC.

Who's that daft cunt? (Poso, not Tom).

"So lad says, 'Wykikeh, are you on that linkedin?', ah says, 'Linkedin? Tha'd have to be right twat to be on that shit show, you're not on it are you?' He then looked a bit sheepish so I told him that anyone on LinkedIn, ah wouldn't be showing them a bird's nest, the absolewte wrong'uns they are!"

I'd be VERY surprised if Tino was allowed to go unless you were throwing us some serious money, we can't afford to lose him tbh.

I'd have loudly berated him for writing that abortion of a song for the 98 cup final which he was so enthusiastic about, (song), he got someone else to perform it rightly thinking 'I'm not singing that shite'. A song that went down so well that the following year when we got to another cup final NUFC just didn't bother with a song.

Tom at Wembley: "Sting, isn't it? Aren't you the chap who apparently used to deliver milk to every single person over 60 in Wallsend? Give my regards to the rest of your constabulary."

I think some/most of it on here is just pissing about tbh.

'not trying to put the shits up but it could be a brain tumour.....' Consider the shits in a vertical direction.

I've got the ultimate Colgate smile.

Sounds great, sign me up! "Hang on a minute.....I'm getting.... Swimming?..... Brimming?......RIMMING!! That's it! Is there a Keyth in the rewm?"

"And now for my final song here at the Stack, a sad song by the big O and I'm going to miss you all, you've been an amazing crowd, thank you very much..... 🎵 .....Setting suns before they fall Echo to you, that's all, that's all But you'll see lonely sunsets after all It's over, it's over, it's over It's over. 🎶

Something to do with the temporal lobe apparently if I have it at all? I've an MRI in two weeks but the doctor said they might not find anything at all so I don't know what they do in that circumstance other than put it down to my extraordinary mental faculties and count it as a heavenly blessing.

Someone should show him that on whatever social media platform he's on, I'm sure he'll take it in good spirits and see the funny side.

That won't happen as there'd be hell on in the media with Saudi Arabia's questionable human rights record, Man Utd wouldn't sell to them and the PL would probably block it or vote to block it or something?