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Mind, the fact that up until the substitutions was made and some people booed his choice of subs we were ok then fell apart doesn't really auger well does it? I know Mike Williamson is the biggest fanny I've ever seen as a centre half, (seen bad CH's in my time but none that reminded me so much as Walter Prince of softies), but the rest of them also laid down alarmingly.

Every time he's ever bigged up 'Mike' it's like inadvertently taking a deep breath when someone has dropped their bait after they've had a night on the piss and a kebab for their supper.

Sunday league players and managers must get fucking sick of being compared to every shit professional footballer and every bollock they drop.

Physically he has, mentally he never will. I've been to two games this season, none last year. I can't imagine getting to a stage where this club of ours would never 'bother' me for good or bad.

Ok.

......and here they slither from under their rocks.

CT praised his press efforts very early on but for me this is almost as bad as his tongue going up his employers arse on a regular basis. Bad PR move on his part and clearly showing a man under pressure.

And while we're on sigs, is Andrew getting a percentage of his work into that game he worked on? Otherwise why advertise it for the company that pedalled him?

What happened to your 'Praise Prince Dekka and Mike' sig, TP?

No you wont. Well, some will, but not all. I'm foaming how we've drifted to into this relegation battle. My mate hasn't been to a home game since we beat Reading 3-0 in the 2nd div and it eats him up when we do shit or in trouble. (And before anyone calls his attendance record up I'll just add that he's just one of the people that I know who football in the '90's season ticket culture were quite happy to shed from the game).

Last couple of nights I've had real trouble keeping awake by eight at night, managed to hang on till ten then was out for the count but wide awake about five. (sometimes three or four). It's periodical and boils down to doing permanent nightshift which is proven to have side effects to the human body and psyche. Wish I could get out of it I really do, it's the first time in my working life I've done a permanent night shift pattern and it's even worse than doing it every other few weeks.

I got Geremi last year or so, honest! It's a fluid answer which changes and it's also easy to forget the answers you've already given believe me!

That's the most comfortable our midfield have been in possession for a while, missed a few chances then the midfield is changed around, initiative is handed to Reading and we've lost a match I thought we looked fairly safe in. Unless injuries were a factor then Pardew wants his fucking hammers for that. The players that were left on were gutless as well. That stinks of relegation.

Well that Perch sub worked well, really tightened us up.

Poor decision by Pardew, bound to have less possession now.

They are very good, I agree.

Ring Brian Blessed, Shaun. I'm sure he wouldn't want to see his young'un struggle.

He wasn't far wrong, your Dad. Liked a shot, wasn't too bothered where from. Gazza told him to say 'hairy Mott' to females as it was a compliment in English.

CCTV footage of Remy meeting NUFC officials in a restaurant and being shown the contract on offer from Llambias. (I've put it as a spoiler in case people can't bare to see the Frenchman's face.)

Great scenes as we wrap up the 2nd Division title with thousands of travelling fans at Blundell Park including a supporter in a white chemical suit and black boots.

Anyone any idea where this bridge is? Not sure if it's Belgium or somewhere else I've been?

Never saw him play as it was before my time, thought he was an idiot on the radio and browbeaten by Alistair Brownlee and Slaven however just seeing footage of him and hearing the tales he was some centre forward, the commentators made it sound even better, daft as that sounds. Brilliant goals and commentary from Barry Davies with no ex-player sitting spouting shit next to him.

mushroom omlette folded on a slice of wholemeal toast with some of this ....... .......Poured over it. Quick, simple, delicious and good for you. (CT, take note.)

He was right.

Well you all done it far faster than the 'experts' at work.