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I'm inclined to agree with this. I'm not worried about these two games, not that much. Not really. (Shit if we don't do well in either, obviously the final more so but the fact it would be them cunts rubbing our noses in it next weekend would be a bit of a killer).

Gerrin!

My fault apparently. Me, the Bill Gates of Walker.

There's only a record of me having one season ticket, I was on the phone and they lost all the data as there was some transfer to another system or some such bollocks.

Sounds like 'punt'

Take it up with London Weekend Television?

'Higer than a Neil?'

I tell something for nothing, they've DEFINITELY moved the microphones away from the away section, not the first time I've noticed it this season for their home games. How small time is that?

And again....

'Ave it.

Why aren't they zooming in on the player who's kicked the ball? This is a part of VAR that goes under the radar and has happened with us, it's a blurred picture in the periphery and everyone concentrates on the player who may be offside but when the pass is played is just as important.

Exactly.

We'd never in a fucking million years get that penalty at the usual stadiums against the usual clubs btw.

Taylor, Homer of Manchester.* * Manchester United.

Very.

Crowd and manager bitching like fuck about next to fuck all.

Arteta's face btw.

FYP

Such a shame.

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Also the copious amounts of 'united' in there and the lack of detail into the last time he reffed us at Chelsea and was atrocious missing a havertz elbow and the blatant pen with Murphy was it? Fuck off express.

The CEO with the shit patter should start off normal then take it up a notch from there..... ".....And now finally, last but not least, it's time for us all to say a fond farewell to our beloved senior director Miss xxx. Miss xxx is of course fond of cooking in her spare time which all of us who've sampled her delights when she's brought cakes in will know all too well, in fact she's gladly gave me a recipe to share with you all for her speciality, salty chocolate balls. It is as follows; Two tablespoons of cinnamon And two or three egg whites A half a stick of butter Melt it Stick it all in a bowl, baby Stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a cup of flour You'll be in heaven ........[starts singing] 🎵sooooooon......yeah!!!! [Pulls down his pants, gets his cock out] Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth Oooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em! Suck on my chocolate salty balls They're packed full of vitamins and good for you So suck on my balls! 🎶

We could all be not satisfied until wrong decisions are overturned and we get the points back but some clubs with a bigger backdated points overdue won't get the same coverage as that cunt and other whinging fuckers like Klopp. For literally years afterwards you still had people connected with Arsenal going on about Parlour getting sent off for two correct, but harsh, yellow cards and to this day I've yet to hear a thing about Bellamy's incorrect red card getting rescinded after the event. Honestly can't abide that club as the morons who shout the loudest generally get the attention. Man United were exactly the same under Ferguson if something didn't go their way once then it was the only thing up for discussion over similar or more things that should've went to their opposition. Cunts tbh but cunts who are accommodated by our totally unbiased sports media.