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He putsh one of yoursh in the hoshpital, you put one of theirsh in the morgue. Thatsh the Chicago way.

He was fucking great, man! Especially liked the references and impressions of him in trainspotting. 👌

The only thing I remember of that match afterwards is walking round a couple of friends houses with the bairns later on that night as they had their Halloween stuff on, a bit pissed and still buzzing.

Hopefully they'll be ok, Troops. 👍

Paging Fish! Paging Fish!

There was apparently rumours that Ashley was an investor in the company. A rumour their Liverpool based owners denied. They might be perfectly legit and a quality sporting kit supplier but I'd check the fine print.

Around Christmas time, 1994 whilst singing the 'slap your lass with a Christmas tree' line he actually did pick up a tree and slapped his lass. She then staggered into the kitchen, took a carving knife out of the draw and plunged it into Harry's chest. Harry died on the ambulance trip and his lass was released from prison in 2001.

It's definitely preposterous.

I don't know what country it's from?

I’m not normally one for conspiracy theories, but there's a brilliant documentary on BBC2 about Covid. Two Chinese scientists from the Wuhan research centre, where Trump suspects it was engineered, were due to get on Malaysian flight MH370. It is thought that they were involved in the development of the virus, and were intending to disperse it around in the USA. The intelligence services discovered their plans and deliberately downed the plane. But sadly neither of them actually got on the flight though. It’s really interesting. Have a look for it on iplayer. It’s called two wongs don't make a flight.

Is Edwards just trying to generate traffic?

Used to see him in the toon on a weekend. Would chuck any change in.

I'd have an Irish passport all day long if the missus could as well. 😔

I'm going to miss half of this match and I'm guessing it won't be the end of the world if I do. That Shelvey quote probably confirms what we imagine our manager, (who's doing a such a t'riffic job), is all about.

There was once a particularly stroppy bus driver round ours and years later I discovered wor lasses father* had been regularly 'climbing aboard' said stroppy driver's wife. *He was divorced from the Mother in law by that time.

Probably checkies used them.

Sounds as plausible as owt else?

Ok.

I saw this pic the other day and somehow it would've been completely erased from my memory had I not seen it these years later.

Luckily never got to experience the blarney* version but I did hear about it.

Looks like the yanks haven't got the memo to never mention the word 'United' after the word 'Newcastle' unlike their sky colleagues across the ocean.

An auld dear goes to the doctor's complaining of discharge. The quack tell her to get undressed, puts the latex gloves on and starts to feel inside her vagina with his finger. "HOW DOES THIS, I SAY*, HOW DOES THIS FEEL TO YOU, MRS BOTTOMLEY?" He asks his rather deaf old patient. "It feels wonderful, Doctor, but the discharge is in my ear!" *He was from Yorkshire.

Everton: "Virgil's leg" Mackems: "I'll see your Virgil's leg and raise you Shearer's knee."