Howmanheyman

Luckily I'm going to miss most of this.

Whatever floats your boat, Gloomy.

They reckon the Ronny Gill has their own 'boot room' at the end of the season Gibbo says the bonuses are on the table, if you've earned one, take one, whilst the Knight says to anyone who questions him, 'put your awards on the table." True story.

Ditto, @Isegrim.

"Ah! Ah'm canny sure ah knaas this one, like. It's on the tip of me tongue.....err, aye..... it's Abu Dubai! That's the one, Abu Dubai."

"Your questions start.....now! What is the capital of Saudi Arabia?"

"Saudi Arabia. The kashee-oggy bloke and the takeover of the cathedral on the hill."

"Specialised subject?"

"Ryder. Lee. The Knight."

"Our first contestant. Name?"

I told him a few years ago he'll sound that bit more Geordie if he changed his name to 'Tin of beans' instead but did he listen?

I personally think he's looking a little bit more presidential, lately.

The amount of times their players left their foot in and we get fuck all, FFS.

Our goal....

Well they obviously saw him play and thought Watmore could you ask of a Sunderland player on the relegation slidie?

The bogs in the garter are a nightmare just going down the stairs. I've never been able to get away with the place, tbh. Last two times I've been close to having bother in a bar have been in the Bee hovel, once with the missus years ago just before we had some scran nearby and on black eye Friday about a decade ago.

There was a pic on the wife's Facebook of two police meat vans outside of the queen's head in Wallsend which surprises me not a jot.

Looks like we'll move up to 12th courtesy of Palace losing by a couple of goals providing they don't score in the last few mins. Luke Edwards getting ready to tweet about how good Bruce is as soon as the whistle blows at Leicester.

I can't stand the Beehovel.

The football league were never going to let a giant like Sunderland out of one of their leagues to play in another one of their leagues.

'Can of beans'? 'tin of beans'. (Ah've telt you, man).