Howmanheyman

We don't live in a country where the media report on the game nationally, no, if this comment about the cups came out of White Hart Lane, The Etihad, Stamford Bridge, The Emirates or heaven forbid, Old Trafford and Anfield you'd never hear the end of it. Very strange in a way as it's an easy story to cover with no digging around required on their part. The media needs to up it's game too.

My namesake Karl Howmanheyman.

"Three syllables, first syllable sounds like......(points to leg).....Leg!! .....(shakes head).......Errr, Knee!!! Yes!!.......Second syllable.......(points to eye)......Eye!! Yes!!!.......third syllable.......sounds like.....Namby Pamby?.......No, not that.......Bambi?......close, close.......Deer!!! Yes, it's 'deer'!!!" Nee idea.

I had a slight soft spot for Hearts brought on the year they lost the title on the last day by getting beat and Celtic winning well to pip them then losing the cup final a week later. You could tell their fans knew it was their one chance of glory and they'd fucked it up. In reality though, my answer is no second team.

Absolutely staggering they've come out with that statement, they've fucking RESEARCHED the teams in the cups to see who gets relegated and decided that we're out. Staggering. Can the club be charged for bring the game into disrepute because that's what they've done? Shame, absolute shame on them. McKeag was fucking hounded for not one hundreth of what this fucking slug has brought to our club. Need to step up fellow supporters, seriously need to step up. This is your club, and fatty has walked in, not only spilled your pint and laughed but is now calling your lass a slag.

Imagining not knowing who Kriss Kross were? Unbelievable!

It's the the kind of place where the midnight sun shines down on the fjords while you have a bread and olives justa like-a Mama used to make you.

'Stavagna' is a Norwegian enclave and overseas Norwegian colony nestled near Bologna in Italy.

They refuse to comment on certain topics yet contact Edwards to inform him that there is no set figure of £60M to be spent. When it suits they will correct something or make sure they get their message across. I'd like to know where Edwards got his no season ticket fall info from. Saying that, did the club move ST renewal to jan instead of pre-season? Why do you think they did that? And why the long term fixed rate deals? Why the the biggest family enclosure in football? Why do they want you tied in even at the expense of club income which is shocking and supposedly all important for clubs without oligarchs?

Nickelodeon?

I've got pissed and made love in Leith and had a pint in The Vine bar. It's still a bit rough.

I agree with CT to be honest, after all his success in the nineties, it's a shame he now has to do the circuit run of South Shields to Boldon asda picking up shoppers in his taxi by day, charvers by night then interacting with strangers by posting photographs of his lunch on the internet. What's that? He wasn't on about himself? Oops!

No, he was just anti- semetic.

Patronising cunts where we're involved just for a change.

CT, if you think he's doing 'the circuit' as he's brassic I think you may not be right.

Another foreign media wanker. Fiuck 'em . Sieg heil! Should've retaliated, 'We've...won...the same as you.....this year, this year' (To the tune of 'we'll take good care of you'). Fantastic red cards mind, really top notch reffing from the top6 crew, and hats off to the commentators/camera men for completely ignoring our lot.

M'Lady.

It's a strange thing, maybe I'm wrong but I've noticed KK loves talking about us, maybe it's not just about money?

I had the silver strip, I had the tracksuit the lad in the middle is wearing and I wish I'd had the lass wearing the 'Magpies 87' top.

And here's the programme..... Complete with adverts which I've never seen for years.

Won 2-0 away, lost 1-0 at home in the Littlewoods cup. Correction, they won 2-0 first leg, we won 1-0 2nd leg.

I had my honeymoon there 14 years ago, they still come out with the dog not a canary line over there?

two legged Milk cup, Rob.

If we got whopped and our fans protested all match you just know it'll get barely a look in with the SKY boys concentrating on Liverpool. Am going round my pals to watch it, more for the craic than anything else.