Howmanheyman

Been to Florida Disney and the French one with the Wife and kids and in a way I preferred the Paris version as its just right for a few days break.

Zoinks! Like, RIP Casey/Shaggy.

Could you not have just knocked up a quick graph for them instead, HF?

At 15.10, on the 15th June, which of the following was looking at the 'Belta cock' thread? Howmanheyman, mikep72, RobH, DannyBoyFromOz, NJS, Ant, trophyshy, Gejon, Noelie, Andrew, Howay, U_V, Happy Face, Dr Gloom, Ausman, PaddockLad, ADP, Gemmill, The Mighty Hog, spongebob toonpants, ClubSpinDoctor, Christmas Tree Answer: Below.....

I'm going the other way. Used to do an hour and ten mins run, was ill for a while a few weeks ago, had a month off work in Feb with an accident now I'm trying to do two 45 mins a week but seem to be struggling a little more than I used to. I packed in after half an hour on friday which is something I've never done before and I've felt a worse and carried on in the past. Not sure what the matter is but my inspiration has completely evaporated.

Where are we going to finish this year so I can go to the bookies?

Let's just be grateful he never got involved in the 'Your latest shite' thread.

There was a great big pic of James Cordon standing with his thumbs up in a suit, his face painted with the flag of St. George. Can't say for sure but there might've been a sunshine variety club van waiting for him in the background.

Is Captain Birdseye on it?

Anyone see some of the knackers in the free copy of the sun that was shoved through your door? Cringeworthy.

I've told my daughters that beards aren't cool so when they're older and want to go out with a lad, don't grow one.

That's soooooo last year, lovey.

MF's got one of those dressing gowns as well. What? Sorry, he's got a Booby-Fit gown.

Out tonight for my youngest daughters 9th birthday tonight. (FAO CT, that means there was NO sexual interflora going on this time 9 years ago.)

All the best, mate.

CT will be like a dog with two cocks now.

"Must travel back in time and get microwave. Will asda still sell them?"

The only place I can't grow hair is on the top of my head. Your beard was a good effort to be fair but it suits your Cain Dingle look.

Had to put this up as the avatar, really.

Cameroon and Bosnia. And my work one....... Colombia and Greece.

In two sweepstakes I've got Cameroon, Bosnia, Switzerland and Colombia. If I fell in a skip full of tits and vaginas I'd come out sucking my thumb.

Can mine be drawn again on account my name isn't 'Howmamheymam'?

Fucking slower than the World Cup draw itself, this man!