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Howmanheyman

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  1. Same as me. ......Is the wrong answer surprisingly enough.
  2. Anyone care to name all of these Italians from 1990? I can get seven so far.
  3. From the Mirror I take papertalk with a huge pinch of salt but that last bit seems something like I'd imagine us trying to do if we thought West Ham might bite.
  4. BBC Reporter: "So Roy, what do you realistically think could happen in Brazil with England?" Roy: "We'wl, wiwth a fair wind I hope we can make the Quarter Finals." BBC Reporter: "What about you, Jurgen? How do you rate the United States chances?" Klinsmann: "I really think we can go all the way and win it, then successfully defend it in four years time in Russia with the US President giving the Commies the finger as our Skipper lifts the trophy once again." BBC Reporter: "Do you not think you're getting a bit carried away, Jurgen?" Klinsmann: "Well Roy started it."
  5. Pleased you seem ok bar some soreness, this place would be a right pain if you didn't fix the technical hitches, just not be the same without you. Anyway, Gloomy nailed a presentation....
  6. ......And medical science was eternally grateful for the brain cell which represented the Borders region, Rob.
  7. "Butter is better Margerine, CT. I'm the only Marge you should have time for. Now be a good boy and try not to bite your fingers when you're eating that sandwich."
  8. I wouldn't knock the kid too much, mind. It probably takes his mind off things like wanting but not getting his leg over. (Who am I kidding?) :lol:
  9. Jesus! Imagine if we'd signed a genuine class player from them?
  10. Would also explain that 9 foot shark being eaten by something big and hungry.
  11. He was no James Cordon. RIP Peoples Poet
  12. Ginger Jack Colback Ginger Jack Colback Signed him on a free, From Purgatory, Ginger Jack Colback.
  13. Shirt didn't sit right on me, thought I'd sell it now while mugs are buying England tat World Cup fever is at its height.
  14. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/godzilla-9-foot-great-white-shark-3658246?
  15. "Now then, now then, young Jack, can you, possibly, tell me, what was the exact score in that derby match you just happened to play in?" "I can't hear you!!" "3-0, marra! FTM etc, etc."
  16. He knows the fucking score, man! Play for the opposition in any derby where you're from that town and you're going to get jip. Like I said, he starts with that hanging over him so it's up to him to get on with it and get people onside.
  17. "Happy birthday, young man."
  18. Some words/things just work better in Geordie.
  19. So are footballers who go on the likes of twitter posting pics of themselves using their fingers to count show the score of a game. Honestly, man, why are football supporters going to be over the moon to sign such a footballer who has taken the piss out of you? The kid has to win over the support with his actions on the pitch which isn't a problem to me as at least he has something to prove and will have to put it in.
  20. I should've tried to go to his talk-in up here. Would love KK to ring one of these daft bastards on the likes of talksport when they try to play down the size/potential of our club.
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