Howmanheyman

Have we upset someone? Their kid has got away with murder all game.

"Hallo, Meesta Leazes! Can I interest you in contlibuting to the under 16 Singapore Newcastle United supporters club?...........Meesta Leazes?..........Wha you doing?...........Meesta Leazes!.........Nooooooo!!!!!..........."

Any chance you've still got those links?

I'll wear her.

Anyone any idea what these are supposed to mean and how the're funny? Cheers.

Clement! Clement Grenier! Everyone bar Fish knows his name!

Please someone make Michael Owen stop. My ears are bleeding.

poor 'Daddy's cock' has been on this thread for about half an hour now at least and still doesn't know how or what to respond with.

Pretty sure you mentioned £150M before. Now it's £200M. Why do you think your fellow supporters are so thick as you've already alluded to on a few occasions? Do you really think that Newcastle United should settle for shit? Who has called for these massive spends of between £150-£200M? Succeeding to me would be us trying our best and pulling everything together as a business to stretch out to get what we can for the club. Do you think the drive is really there at the minute? Honestly?

He reckons we're Geordie puffs shitting it. Shall you tell him or me, lovey.

To be fair, I thought Wayne Fereday was class on his debut.

Shitting it, eh? I bet you couldn't fuck Meenzer.

:lol: Corner him in a pub and praise his manliness or something. See who would be 'shitting it' then. (as usual).

I thought, (like PL), he had his best game for us tonight. (Still not sure whether he'll make it with us tbh).

He has a thing about arses and shit, Meenz. Is there anything you can do with this kid or would he fail the test?

I don't hate Shola either as it happens although I do hope he and Sammy don't have any brothers and produce only female offspring.

Ok, Mackem. Toddle along now.

No pressure on him in his first game, now though?

Chuck the towel in, man. You've been sussed!

Ok, Mackem.

We did very well at Spurs in the first half.

You can't call Johnson but you can call fans for overusing the word 'ambition'?