Howmanheyman

It's ok but it's nee Byker bank on a foggy day.

Is that Ginger pussy a metaphor for anyone in particular, Gemmill? /WishesIcouldputpanamahatonit

Took 'wind down Wednesday' a bit too far myself.

Puts hairs on your chest. Lovely sup.

It's uncanny, how on earth do you know him so well?

Ant/ewerk, you definitely get ripped off over there and not just with food! Any trade jobs, sparky/building etc always seems to be more expensive than what you'd expect to pay over here going from experience of what friends and relatives say.

Talking some Tommy Tit with talksport.

Stottie with chips. Best. Chip. Sarnie. Ever.

Thank God for butchers and saveloy dips. About £1.30 for delicious saveloy minus skin, warm with pease pudding, stuffing and mustard.

Any relatives who ever came over here from N.Ireland always loved stuff from our bakers greggs or not and loved sausages/bacon with stottie. Have to say I've no recollection of any bakers over there but they always said they were shit by comparison. P.s As an aside, greggs have killed a load of independent bakers over here which is a real shame as there used to be a lot of good choice and now you've a fucking generic greggs whatever and that's your whack.

He was up for it but saw a fat ginger out of the corner of his eye and went from being like a baby's arm holding an apple to a soggy baby carrot in the blink of an eye.

There's loans and there's loans.

I don't mind the idea of blowing a business loan, just not my house.

He was up for it, but just didn't have the time as he had to get up sharp for training the next day.

As Gemmill says I want to be beholden to nobody but the bulls knacka who looks at me in the mirror of a morning. (Also I'd have to do something other than use the house for money as the Wife would be too windy about losing it).

In all seriousness I am looking at doing something myself as I really can't stand being dictated to anymore regards to unsociable shift patterns/holidays and all the other bollocks that comes with working at a manufacturing plant/factory and all the managers doing paper excercises to keep themselves in a job. I want out as 20 years is too much already and it's getting worse not better.

JFK getting rid of one of CT's 'purple players' after CT goes out on a limb and stands JFK's corner on here? What a cunt.

Been thinking of doing something different for a while now. Might start my own online dating site as a new business but obviously would need to have it's own little niche in that market a la 'uniformdating.com'. Was thinking along the lines of 'meetthroughthetoiletbowl.com'. What do you all think?

You too?