Howmanheyman

I don't go anymore apart from the odd cup game or away game when my pal can blag a ticket from a ST holder. I agree some of the GC content has me wondering if it's me who's the odd one out?

Any good? Nah, afraid not, CT, Soccer AM is still shite.

Football is far more middle class than it was so it's no surprise this board reflects that.

Surely there's images on the internet that are public and don't 'belong' to anybody? I can't help you on that score, I've no personal photos of old games either as I never went to the match with a camera! Maybe Ajax Andy knows a bit on photo copyright stuff, he's an Everton fan who gets on here and a photographer I believe.

When you think of the money that's been paid to and for Savage then do you need any more proof of the insanity of modern football? He was very average in my opinion, busy at best, mediocre at worst.

I wouldn't trust him to be able to wind up my watch to be honest.

First game of the season, on the box and I'll be at work. For once I'm not too bothered although sods law I'll miss a performance from us.

Aye you're right. I know he scored against Scotland at Hampden and was the first player to do this outside the top division for donkeys years.

Steve Bull?

By luck I changed to BT fibre optic a month or before all this BT sports channel came about so I get it for nixy. Then again, is this a good thing? It has a large assortment of bell-ends like Owen, R Ferdinand and Carra, Carra, Carragher, McMannaman etc. (Nice to see the ex-Liverpool and ex-Man U lads get a gig on TV as they're under represented at present. Well done BT!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCO7X6OdpHQ

These Chefs who use home gym equipment after paying good money for them, does anyone use them or hang coats on them instead?

These Chefs who use a kitchen when cooking, does anyone else do this or use a takeaway menu from a drawer in their living room? These Chefs who use a kitchen when cooking, does anyone else do this or get the Wife to drive them out to their nearest hidden gem pub off the A184?

"Why do humans always want me in other human's minds?!"

Put on only two pounds after two weeks holiday. Amazed as I ate far more shite during the day than normal plus drunk more often on a night. Was 11 stone, now 11.2.

Desperate times when Welbeck can play so often even taken into account the Man U bias effect.

And well done NI and former nufc man Michael O'Neall.

I've liked the look of Ferguson and there's something there but it ain't going to happen at nufc. CT gets stick, one for being CT, two for going over the top on wee shane with all the updates etc on him. (but that's just CT).

Had to suffer the most boring bastard I've encountered for a long, long time this afternoon in a bar whilst waiting to go to the airport. He was a 50 year old tit and a West Brom fan, so shit was his patter that we had to leave early just to get away from him. (After only twenty minutes of him never shutting up he was asking for facebook info despite never having set eyes on the knob till then). After we'd escaped to the airport we ended up cracking on with a 94 year old former navigator of a Lancaster bomber called Albert who was by himself in a wheelchair, (He showed us a pic with his mates standing underneath the Lanc and it was him alright). Albert was also a West Brom fan by coincidence and was as interesting and funny as the former tit was uninteresting and unfunny. Albert said the biggest game of the season for him and the Baggies was when they used to play Newcastle United on a boxing day but he said 'your lot sometimes used to spoil it a bit'. I asked him what he meant and he said the fans that came down sometimes caused a bit of trouble as they were such heavy drinkers. I then asked him when this was and he said before the war in the late thirties! His craic was spot on, mind.

Ditto. Can't get away with twatter either.

Or a decent enough film. I know the British got wiped out totally around the same time at the battle of the place I can't remember. Isanda or something? (I'm on my phone and can't be arsed to look).

Forgot about Zulu. Stanley Baker, Michael Caine, Zulu warriors and Welsh tenors. Fantastic boyo!

Saw a good film a couple of times which was about a Soviet tank getting lost in Afghanistan when they had invaded during the eighties, one of them gets captured and says the only word he can speak in their language which was 'mercy' basically. A different outlook and a good film. Think it was called 'the beast' but not sure?