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So was it going in circles to create this effect? I would have thought if the adverts were moving horizontally, and you thought it was the camera that was actually moving, it stands to reason that it would be moving along a horizontal axis in a straight line I assumed it was moving in a semi-circular motion and as Mourinho was moving his head a lot it was hard to tell whether it was the camera or the boards that were moving. Now that we've established that I was wrong and that you're an argumentative fuckwit can we please move on?

A Halal restaurant? Well that's a new idea.

Technological advances now mean that cameras are no longer required to move only along a straight line. I know, I was shocked myself.

Burn After Reading - Not quite sure about it, was a mixed bag for me.

I thought it was the camera moving? But that would mean Mourinho was on a motorised seat moving horizontally with the camera across a really long advertising board. and that would just be silly I didn't say the camera was moving horizontally did I?

I thought it was the camera moving?

Cheers, I'll try that when it arrives.

Anyone else getting the commentary about 3 secs before the picture?

How easy is it to put 3rd party apps on the iphone without going through the apps store?

Parky at a party with Abramovich.

Best bread ever.

Blackburn 2-1 down to Coventry.

Maybe it was Opera that was preventing it from running then.

Picking up on spelling mistakes in a post made after midnight? The sign of a beaten man (well boy).

Pity it wasn't Mario Rosenstock doing it, he does a class Staunton.

Aye but of course if he did take the job at Newcastle he wouldn't even have the power to buy his own players.

Don't worry Steve, we're a buying club.

Unless your wife is 12 then I think that other wee bastard has stolen your thunder Congratulations.

So is AVG not picking this up then? Does this mean I should change anti-virus.

Taylor would compliment him quite well imo. Would have a different threat from either wing, plus they would both be comfortable swapping wings during a match. I do hope you mean Ryan and not your lover Steven. Aye because Steven Taylor is reknowned for playing as a RW. Cunt.

I disagree, I think he has been trying to expand his role from the moment he arrived and that is why he has gone from scouting for youth to seemingly signing supposed first-teamers. I do agree however that if the system ain't gonna change that we should make the best of it and at the moment I'd certainly rather give Poyet a chance than leave it to Hughton & Co.

Then leave them in waterproof bags, carefully semi-hidden in local parks for school kids to find. Those were the days! I remember when I was a kid, we foud a huge stash of porn mags stuffed in a bush up on the cliffs miles from home, we couldn't carry it all so we had to make several trips, it was like a wankers version of Stand By Me. And so began a lifetime addiction. They were always left in bushes for some bizarre reason.

You just read the DM articles then?

Seven Pounds - I wasn't too sure about this but it came together nicely to give a big emotional ending. Better than the reviews it has been getting imo.

Is there any reason I'm not getting this? I'm using Opera and AVG, worried that I'm not getting full protection from AVG if it's not picking this up.