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I’m confident with my follicular status. Your reaction to Craig earlier wouldn’t suggest you feel the same.

That’s nearly as desperate as the time Gemmill put his acoustic cover of KWS’s Please Don’t Go on YouTube in an effort to stop his third wife filing for divorce.

Who the fuck is Shahar?

Nice to see you've been able to diversify your portfolio since the Harry Potter lookalike work dried up.

One Welsh midget sticking up for another. Quelle surprise.

When did he feign injury? Didn't the Scottish fuckpig take him to London and then dropped him from the match day squad using the excuse Bellamy was injured, which Bellamy then denied after the match?

Wasn't it Bellamy arrested for pissing in public? And IIRC Bellamy called Souness a fucking prick rather than any hand gestures.

Oh you remember wrong.

Chin up mate, you'll always have the mammaries.

Isn't it more about stopping people using their dead great great granda's ticket rather than IDing people at the turnstile?

Wouldn't football operations fall under her remit? If so then she'd be lucky to get a job stacking shelves, nevermind a promotion to CEO at SJP.

Not quite, she'll probably be on a tag rather than actually in a jail. Now watch her become a martyr for the far right.

Made up with your sister then?

I was wondering why I miraculously got a lie in this morning. Turns out I didn’t.

Well this has made me feel better about not being there.

Aye, nice to see them out enjoying themselves.

Ah, so that's what MF was actually up to.

This is an interesting take on the OBR. Who is Reeves trying to satisfy though? The OBR or the markets?