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4 is fucking class.

35, poor result.

WINGERS!

She hit you? I hope you fucking hit her back harder! That was always my mam's advice when I was a kid if someone hit me. Threw my Christmas present at me after I told her it was shite Completely forgot about it until I looked in the mirror this morning, still not too clear on the details about what happened, can't even remember being on here last night talking shite, personally I'm blaming the concussion but then again I was very, very drunk.

6 weeks off for me!

No need for that sort of smut in an Xmas thread. Tbf tbf.b

AKA Matihileauu "Fremch whore with the big knockers" Theaudriseauu (uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) whore.

Not forgetting the "quicked-witted" retort that fell flat on its' face in front of all of its' peers.

Just got an ever expanding temple, from my gf. Not all going swell in the land of couple-dom as can be predicted.

FFS you could have at least gave him " so and so French TV whore with the big tits".

Also the agent of Barton, Camara and Chimbonda, none of whom could be said to have been settled in recent years.

He won't be playing as his registration won't be processed in time, just Rooney and Saha to worry about then.

About as ugly as most of the rest of the squad. Anyway, what abusive texts? Am I missing something? Shepherd has just released a press statement insisting Shearer will not be sending naughty texts to anyone.

Usually I'd agree with her but tbf the electric was off.

Society, perish the thought that most of them are responsible for their own addiction.

That's what I was thinking. Even if they don't charge him, mud sticks. On the one o'clock news they said "police haven't named him but he's believed to be..." ie he's a 37 year old bloke from the same villiage near ipswitch as that 37 year old bloke who went to the media saying "I'm a suspect, I think they're going to arrest me" Either a pre-emptive defence or maybe just a prick who loves the attention, looking at his photo it could be the latter.

Also in today's gossip column we're linked with another LW

Well I certainly feel I deserved it more than that Ghandi twat.

24 - Should that number win I want half your winnings; fuck charity, I need beer money.

What is his personality like? I've seen him on the pitch and he always seems to look pissed off at the piss poor efforts at passes in his direction but in his interview after the Blackburn match he looked like a shy, down to earth kind of guy.

Well only two of them were my fault tbf.

I no longer do any online shopping without checking for vouchers, money to be saved everywhere.

Aye 5 mins walk, LCC is just beside the metro stop.