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You'll have to toughen up if you want to last around here, you massive cunt.

A complete fantasy. I mean, a full house at Man City? Be realistic.

The BBC Sport website is full of Superbowl stories at the top of the page which seems odd for a sport that is very much in the minority in the UK. Can you imagine an American sports site giving that much coverage to the FA Cup final?

It was because of the ban on ICE cars but seeing as that’s been pushed back it might get a reprieve.

Fucking hell. You still drive a manual?

Enjoy it because it’s being discontinued.

He’s a fucking yank who doesn’t actually understand football. He’s watched Green Street and treated it as a documentary.

Aye, above all else, Teslas are a boring looking car both inside and out. The electric Ford Mondeo.

I’ve no idea what the above post is about but I caught the last ten minutes and Leicester we robbed. Why not have VAR where it’s available?

And me.

Someone should remind him just who stood down hundreds of candidates in the election so that Johnson could get his terrible deal passed.

Who the fuck is the dude randomly walking back and forth behind her? Also, what about the whole separation of church and state thing?

He's Australian. They are literally impossible to shame.

Thanks for the explanation, Captain Obvious.

I could not give the tiniest of fucks how we win as long as we do.

Start the Greek Odyssey at LB at Anfield and get him to snap Salah's ankle in two in the first minute. At least then he won't have been a complete waste of £20m.

Eh? I thought it was established that the injury was nothing serious.

Aye, how dare he like what he likes?

Aye, for a team about to go through to the final it’s deathly quiet.

Our Bridget is not a Marxist. She may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Marxist, but she is NOT a porn star.

It's hard to believe he's actually getting paid for such insights.

Newcastle through to a cup final and some lads decide to celebrate it by discussing the merits of Health and Safety in the construction industry. Has anyone put their finger on why we don't attract new members to Toontastic?

WE.ARE.WINNING.THIS.CUP