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Was it Ed Moses who was stopped from using his Walkman at the Olympics? I think it was. He used to 'chill out' whilst waiting for races during events other than the Olympics, but the powers-that-be decided he shouldn't use them during the Olympicsn - just in case he had an unfair advantage. The point I'm making is that Foster WAS cheating - which makes it all the more satisfiying that Spurs were beaten by a cheat (well, when D B is concerned; N174Life is a canny lad as I recall)

If the current situation is not alarming Ashley enough into to try to change something then he is either man of steel or complete madman. His club is sliding toward the edge of the cliff. When he sacked Allardyce, Ashley claimed he was a man who acted on his instincts. Well if his instincts aren't screaming at him now to change something, I would be astounded.

Tip is not optional! Not my route but would have thought about a tenner. Much better idea to jump on the metro. No wonder you're taking hand outs from SJP PR department to post on here, you're undercharging! 15 quid last night to Chinatown and there was no traffic. I think the firms that can't pick you up if you try to flag them down on the street will do it for a set fee of 11.50, Blueline??? Metro's great if you're not hauling seven weeks worth of luggage. Heading to Chinatown from Newcastle International Airport with 'seven weeks worth of luggage' eh? Come on, how many of the fuckers were you smuggling into the UK ??

What's the fucking point in publishing that? It's not telling us anything we don't already know. Very strange. Out of nowhere, and for no obvious reason that I can think of. It's also curious that the club is speaking on Keegan's behalf - strikes me as a bit odd anyway for the club to be making statements in the name of both parties. Why not just say the club is in the arbitration process and will be making no comments? And, as you say, it tells us nothing we don't know. I've been trying to work out what might have prompted this but can't think of anything at all. Because he is coming back, simple as. We're you bieng sarcastic there or not? Not at all, said in a post yesterday that I think they will be in crisis talks today and it wouldnt surprise me in the least if for a number of reasons, KK coming back was the final outcome. Fingers crossed anyway. Would be great but I honestly can't see it Fingers crossed though.. More likely it is preemptive PR. When they are forced to fork out millions of pounds in compensation to the Keegler, they can point to this press release as another example that they tried to rehire him. And because they had to pay him out there is only 4.60 left for summer transfers. That tickled me. £4.60 in the transfer pot

More BBC pc rubbish in their latest attempt at trying to promote the game to asians. Every so often the BBC comes out with this sort of stuff. There could be a few extra asians going to games, but who gives a fuck? If they come, they come. If jews come, they come. If Poles come, they come. etc etc etc. Who gives a fuck who comes and who doesn't?? Exactly, no right-minded person gives a fuck who comes to watch their team! The whole point of this article is another BBC asian dreaming up this matter and the powers-that-be saying, 'yeah, sounds great. Go and meet one or two asians across UK, write some shite and we'll publish it'. Bollocks, the whole lot of it.

His posts are strikingly similar to one particular poster on there.

I think we should all take a step back in regards to how good Bassong is, tbh. The kid's new on the block, and does look good, but there will be a possibility next season of opposition coaches having 'worked him out' and playing on his weaknesses. If that is the case, we could have a completely different player on our hands. Anyway, the above wont apply if we're in the Championship as he will be a newbie all over again to the teams in that league. Sorry for getting off topic a bit.

Am I the only one on here not to have a speeding ticket? Come on, speedsters, own up

Good read. It reinforces, for me, the need for NUSC, in that they can give all us supporters the truth. I wonder if this would have got out to us normal supporters in all it's glory, but for NUSC. Yes, the press will publish extracts, but we can read that OP safe in the knowledge that that is what was said. Well done NUSC. However, to avoid Mr Llabia not being aware of NUSC scum in his presence, perhaps they could wear something to identify themselves? Maybe a yellow star, perhaps???

This is Newcastle United. When teams are doing shite, they fuckin' DREAM of playing us to kick start their performances. You, know it. I know it. We all FUCKIN' know it. If I still did drugs and alcohol I would get absolutely off my fucking box tonight, I'm so pissed off.

I wonder if today's result will make a few people actually realise the fucking perilous state we are in; or will they continue to keep their head in the sand????? Thing is, there is absolutely NOTHING that can be done about it now - it's too fucking late, Michael baby. Cheers.

3 - 1 to the Del boys.

I think you'll just have to take it on chin and move on, Andrew. After you've torched the fuckin' place first, like.

Was it not Hitler's Bus Found on Moon? Aye, could have been. I seem to recall a pic of a double decker, photoshopped onto the moon as well

My personal favourite: Super Cali Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious. Though there was a headline in The Sport some years ago: 'Bus Found On The Moon' (or something very similar) which comes a close second.

Just adds insult to injury. She earned that 14k by allowing fat, bearded old blokes to cum on her face. It was a false beard so I couldn't be recognised. (the last two smilies together )

"United are due to receive around £16m from the sale of Shay Given, David Rozehnal, James Milner and Charles N’Zogbia in the summer, money which has already been earmarked for player recruitment. Ashley is also, according to managing director Derek Llambias, willing to put in as much as £15m of his own money each season, which would give Joe Kinnear – assuming he returns to work following a triple heart-bypass operation – around £30m to play with." Why are the Journal adding the two amounts together to make a grand transfer pot? We have been repeatedly told that LardAsh's money is being pumped in to cover the losses of the club; losses that we have been told by Llabia that will continue for the next two years (his exact words). Therefore the 15m cannot be used for a transfer fund. Sounds like The Journal are indeed up LardAsh's ample back entrance.

Jonas. Ryan Giggs' crossing in his early days was atrocious at times yet he came good. Maybe Jonas is just a late developer of a decent cross I hope that with a better, mobile, strikeforce his through balls will off-set his attempted passing at the moment. Quite when we'll see a better, mobile, strikeforce remains to be seen though. Maybe not for a few years.

They have not said they are basing their future solely on kids. I am sure they will keep hunting out the bassongs, nolans and loaners to help us move forward. Why do some find it so hard to see the full picture. Bassong will be an interesting test case regarding the point I made earlier. I'm guessing that the vast majority think the kid could really become a class centre half. NUFC are reportedly trying to tie the lad down to a long term contract with more money. The thing is, even if he does sign it I bet I wont be the only one expecting him to fuck off somewhere down the line if one of the top clubs come in. Time will tell. If we can build a team with the calibre of player of Bass then we wont be far away from the top 6, so he shouldn't want to go elsewhere. Somehow I think we're seeking the holy grail and it'll all end in tears.

This 'building for the future with youth' malarky sounds great, except there will always be the case of gems uncovered being sold off to the 'big boys' once they come calling. I can't see any young prospect wanting to stay around here if the top sides want to buy them.

3 or 4 points. We're DOOMED, as Fraser would have said.

That is of paramount importance, for me. I don't have one iota of confidence in the man.

I dunno, somehow I think you are wrong on that.

Some quality pics, folks I guess most of you have heard the Sun's advert on commercial radio publicizing their serial on JG? Truly, truly, vomit inducing stuff.

Dennis the Menace meets Pirates of the Caribbean!! Only joking Magma, son, we've all got photos as bad as that taken when were young.