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Is it the end of this week that Brett Emerton is signing?? Who else fancied the idea of Don Hutchinson in our midfield? (he must have heard that Hutchhison was going to sign from someone at SJP and thought he would throw it in to sound as if he was an expert. Unfortunate, for him, that DH didn't sign) 'Wide of the mark' :icon_lol:

This article just proves how bad journalists can be. To want, nay expect, some sort of praise for Oliver just beggars belief.

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What I was going to say. Actions speak louder than words, Ashley, so let's see some action during Jan.

2 - 0 down with half an hour to go. Torres comes on and rips us to pieces. 4 - 0 to the scallies.

Hips junior is going to work at 11 so I have to give him a lift. I'll try to make the pub beforehand as best I can.

your hair? :icon_lol: And my sanity. And my bodily functions. Good job there'll be a nurse there this afternoon to clean up the mess

All my girlfriends have had it!!

First it was Concord. Then the cranes at Swan Hunters. Then the QEII. Now Woolworths. Gone, but not forgotten. As a romatic fool, all these things were part of my existance and I'll miss them. I guess most of you wont understand my feelings, but I feel quite sad about it all. What's next, I wonder?

Isn't that almost exactly what Freddy said when we appointed Roeder? Oh Dear, Niall. Exactly. Quinn the hero was caught in the headlights (just like Shepherd). Due to the results, Quinn had virtually no alternative but to give sicky raggiarse the job.

Speak for yourself, three of my cremation form cheques came through just before Christmas, £213, thankyouverymuch. Merry Christmas, Luke Shipman

There must be a good anagram of ricky sbragia. Like prick grabba, or summat ??

I'll miss him. "Who?" Who? What you talkin' about? See, forgotten already.

If we do have £15m, blow every penny on a central midfielder.

Yes, the hips will be there before.... and after!!! Sooo, be prepared for one pissed hipster (yes, one pint before and one pint afterward should do it )

Let's just play safe and burn all homs and Catholics. Sorted !!

Aye we beat them 3-0 at home. But the list is away games on boxing day. PS - I think we'll get beat tbh. I'm with you, Mr Numbers. It's the old 'it's only Wigan Athletic' problem again. If, however, JFK can motivate the team to the same high level for every team, and not just the 'big boys', we could snatch something against most oppostion.

And Santa's a real person anarl

I'd like to say that was a well thought-out post. However, can I just ask if you would be so kind to get yer tits oot ?

Happy Christmas everyone. Received some lovely pressies, but I have to confess to being one of these strange bods who really does prefer to give rather than receive. I hope everyone has had, and continues to have, a super day. Let's hear it for Jesus. For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow..

Well it wasn't, if people had actually read my posts then they would have seen that but instead like on most message boards they don't. If I wanted to have a pop I would do it directly rather than going around the houses, Newcastle are a good club but it seems a few of your fans have rather substancial chips on their shoulders. All clubs have fans like that. 99% of sunlun fans have a chip on both shoulders. I have to admit to having a soft spot for AV. It actually comes from my subbuteo days when I thought the strip looked canny good. Strange, but true

As football fans, don't we have to??? Shirley football fans live for the present day and if (a big if) NUFC started turning in 5star performances and climbed the league then surely everything in the garden would be rosey? Non??

If I'm thinking of the right place don't they do the best ever lamb and mint sarnies too? In Bensham? Next to were all the Jews live? But they have got lush sarnies aswel Yeah thats it, they do turkey gravy and stuffing too MMmmmmm I think you might have got the wrong one, one that your on about is a little shop in one of the lanes but this Super Pie is on the main road. Ah, Can't remember its name, kinda like a spar shop right on a corner! Luurvely How about licking the cream out of a horn, smom ?? I'd rather lick out a brandy snap Deviant!!

If I'm thinking of the right place don't they do the best ever lamb and mint sarnies too? In Bensham? Next to were all the Jews live? But they have got lush sarnies aswel Yeah thats it, they do turkey gravy and stuffing too MMmmmmm I think you might have got the wrong one, one that your on about is a little shop in one of the lanes but this Super Pie is on the main road. Ah, Can't remember its name, kinda like a spar shop right on a corner! Luurvely How about licking the cream out of a horn, smom ??

The most we've heard from him is when he was overheard by punters in that bar in Dubai saying he was going to wallop KK. Objection, your honour; unsubstantiated hearsay. Do lawyers come out and clarify unsubstantiated hearsay nowadays, like? http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/200...15875-20745414/ The Beak: 'Over-ruled, Mr Hips. Some lawyer gadgie in The Mirror has confessed Mr Labia's inappropriate comments regarding cuffing Mr Kegs.'