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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ted/6944015.stm Wonder what went on there. Wouldn't be surprised if Sam was trying to recruit him now. Completely irrational and unwarranted, but I am incapable of sympathy for Neil McDonald. Stems from when he jumped ship to Everton for £2 million in 88, they beat us 4-0 on the opening day of the season and we got relegated. At least thats if memory serves. Don't know what it was specifically but there was just something really aggravating about the Neil McDonald transfer. Gazza transfer etc was inevitable, but McDonald was mediocre at best and yet even he thought he was too good for us. Couldnt seem to leave fast enough and you just sort of knew we were on the road to relegation. I remember his 'come and rescue me' plea to the Toon when the Keegan revolution was taking off. Smug-con 5 tbh. IIRC, he left because we kept insisting on playing him in midfield rather than his favoured right back position. Dunno about the £2m fee though, that's what we sold Gazza for and it was no-where near that high. I thought it was about £600k we sold him for. Thing I most remember about 'Spotty' McDonald was his fantastic ability to cross a ball. Maybe why he was played more in midfield as I can't recall too much about his full back skills tbh. Regarding his dismissal by Carlisle, it doesn't take an Einstein to deduce that there's more to this than meets the eye. Maybe we'll find out in due course. Oooh, gossip!!!

I hope The Bull lives up to his name when he takes on the trick pony. Especially as the latter will be wearing red! 'AV IIIIIIIIT!

HBTY, HBTY, HBDP.....HBTY. Quite what the daft lass had to edit in the massive post above is mind-boggling. Stupid sot.

I'd be happy with a draw, ecstatic with a win. But I'm not expecting much tbh, other than a few yellow cards (maybe some red as well.) Bolton will have a fairly settled team (I have to admit I haven't followed their transfer dealings) and will be 'up' for it - BIG time, whereas we are still trying to gel. The fitness of the two teams will be fairly even due to identical training regimes. 2-1 to the Twotters.

Methinks you got in one, Alex! Certainly a lot less smash and other such tosh these days!

I reckon Duff suffered a wee bit due to having a shite LB behind him. If XXXL Sam wants to play 4-3-3 then Duff would probably be in the forward 3 (?) and, therefore, be able to concentrate a bit more on his game, thus imroving. As for the most disappointing signing in recent times, I have to give that accolade to Luque.

....or has the quality of this board gone up a darn few notches over the last few days, or so? Just thinkin', like. Think abaaat it!

I'm going to assume that Wacky is Bobby That's what I thought too. I get the impression SMO has a wank fantasy about these lasses but needs someone with a bit more imagination to pad it out a bit for him. Hence, he starts a topic on here fishing for other peoples thoughts. And your thoughts are? Come on hurry up, my dick don't much harder than this! Actually I take that back, there can't be anyone on here with a more vivid imagination than you Bottler My experience tells me if they look dirty the chances are when you get them home they dont want to do fuck all as they are worried someone is going to think they are slag its the posh bints you want, get them home and they are gagging for you to take a shit on them, filth, utter utter filth The Sandman don't post much, but when he does you just know it's gonna be kwalitey!!!

Really? Oh you, you, Anglo Saxon, you!!!

Paulo Nutini - These Streets.

Just about spot on. Quality over quantity every time imo.

I can't quote him exactly, but it went something like this: "I'd love to see Don Hutchison in the midfield for Newcastle."

I imagine it went something like this: "Hey, biscuit boy, my name's Ashley, I say Ashley, and the price just went up £2m. Take it or leave it, asshole." btw this situation demonstrates that we are not desperate for money; quite the opposite imo. Anyway, so Dyer stays; gets his tenth year in and qualifies for a testimonial!!!1111 I'm fairly certain my diary's booked for that day. So Sad, as I would love to go.

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I say, that's a bit strong!! You'll be chucking eggs at his house next!

Says Mr Death, who lives.........

The people who appear to be believing this non-story seem to be basing their argument on the lack of transfers. XXXL Sam has told us that 3 or 4 transfers fell at the last hurdle; this tells us that money is available for incoming players - maybe not the £40m - £50m that some journo dreamed up and others believed, but money none the less. I'm sure that we will be spending in excess of £10m to £15m on players over this month. Relax. As Cpl Jones would say, 'Don't panic!!!'

Pinder got her wabs oot for the first timie in a publication about four or five months ago - perhaps Nuts or Zoo (one of them shitty rags that I let the younger lads buy and I then read). Anyway, Pinder would deffo get it if she played her cards right. Oh yes.

Was there noise and singing tonight, like ???

What he said. Proper underwear for a lady.

Went to see it this afternoon. It was okay, but nothing hilarious. I had a bit of a struggle to stay awake for the last 15mins as I found it becoming a bit tedious. 7/10 on the hips scale.

The ginga one looks like she's already been worked over. tbh

Its gotta be done Cath. Though I am older than you i know, I have been using 'good' anti wrinkle creams with sun screens for a few years. You have to look after your skin! maybe I should buy some before it's too late I heard it was already too late. Sort of 'map of the UK rail network' too late. So I'm told (for heaven's sake, )

And also when you still call it Oil of Ulay!!!!!!