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Don't panic Mr. Mainwaring!

Aha! The Weah deal was agreed and he was about to sign for us (after telling us he would come) then he changed his mind at the last second and went to Meelan (as these ponses on the media insist on calling them). Surgeon Hall went ballistic with the whole episode iirc and PSG were in the dog house which is why we got to sign Robert so easily (albeit for £10m)- as appeasement following the Weah deal. And I also think it was the failure to be allowed to sign Pepe Signiori which made KK leave. As we seem to be digressing somewhat, can I just mention spaghetti?

This is the other side of the coin that we forget about. Most of us have the sentiment to let these daft fuckers jump and let us get on with our lives, but we forget that the polis, fire brigade (Christ, how old fashioned a title is that??), ambulance and medical people have to deal with the aftermath of any such 'jump'. Makes me think twice about wanting to give them a 'helping hand'.

Some wag on TalkSport said yesterday, 'Shouldn't they be starting to build the stadiums now for 2012!' Shouldn't laugh really as it is probably true!

Talking to one's self isn't that bad. It's the only time I get a decent answer to my questions!

Or the 50 Cent one???? U/M, can you honestly say that you have put all that money on those three options? If you have, then good luck to you as I find it mind boggling

Hey, leave us jews out of it!! Okay, a shit joke

Solaris (w/ George Clooney) is possibly the worst movie I have ever seen........ RIP 111397[/snapback] Agreed, I've had more pleasure at the dentist. 111416[/snapback] 111421[/snapback] and as for the orthodontist......... 111423[/snapback] These grandiose titles some fuckin' people like to give themselves these days really boils my piss Come the revolution, brothers, come the revolution!

I really hope you're joking. 111468[/snapback] I hoped he was too! The way you set it out could not have been more simple, Dotbum, in showing exactly what you meant i.e. the adding up of the same people twice.

We are fuckin' light-years away from the football that Arse played tonight. We don't need Hitzfeld, Hiddink or O'Niell, we need Doctor Who, Derren Brown or Merlin the fuckin' magician!!!!!! Some might argue that we beat Arse at SJP, but we all know that it wasn't due to football skill - more like muscle power and Arsenal totally lethargic on the night(imo). *dreams of NUFC playing as well as Arsenal did tonight*

Probably one of the kids' (well there were supposed to be members of the campaign answering!) mam who was given the questions to read out. Questions dreamt up during one afternoon at school.

That makes three of us, because I aint looking forward to this either! Only because one day cricket is just schoolboy cricket imo and not worth watching.

Would lurv to see Gemmill's man bag, but will have to cry off for this one Will be doon sooth next weekend (insert even sadder smiley).

Does her contract not specify 'authorised absences' or some such similar phrase?

I heard they crashed the main board just so that he could come back and spread the gospel for a little while to his disciples. I hope we appoint the new manager soon cos he'll be gutted if he can't pass on his thoughts in humongous posts. 110904[/snapback] Great read.

WRONG!!! Pidgeon, always was, always will be! Fuckin' whippersnappers!

Is that Bellamy standing on Shearer's right??(little fella in the black hat with shaving foam on)

Can you try and show a little less interest please?

Was the back of his car full of Edam cheese, per chance?

Isn't it time you put your most excellent talents to a wind-up about some rich arab coming in to buy that lot down the road?? Boy, that would be the wind-up of all wind-ups.

Aaaah, spoken for truth - especially the BBC *spits* bit.

I'm a bit disappointed with the draw. I quite fancied a chewsee/l'pool final as it would surely have been a bit 'tayesee' (as they say in the east end).

Lass in tow. Can't be seen looking like some sort of Northern tramp. Hence the request for decent restaurant tips too, which fell on deaf ears, you fucking plebs. 110101[/snapback] Why dont you bring her round and visit your flash mate on the Quayside? then you can go out for a wander round the bars, I'll look after her 110120[/snapback] Offer rejected. Plus I've already spoiled her for 'normal men' 110130[/snapback] So it is true about your pig-like dick??

Owen wont go anywhere imo. He's heard the cheese rumour! As I mooted on another thread, swap Luque for Forlan.