Meenzer

Who's CV?

To get to the other side.

Sir, I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability.

Putting off the uncomfortable decisions until it's too late and the consequences are much worse than they would have been? That doesn't sound like the Johnson government at all.

OK, now it's a comical thread name. Home win guaranteed

"I wrote the news today. Oh boy..."

As if they have grounds for transfer banter

Shh everyone, the poor lad's clearly trying to have a sly night out in a drag bar without them finding out back home.

We are thick as fuck

HOWE KLAXON

It's all gone a bit

Blyme

Boy, u jealous?

Or to have taken the bastard Fulwell good and proper.

Who'd have thought that going on Sky News and saying "I'd do it again" would turn public opinion even further against him. What's a man to do?

FYP

If he was called Eduard Howitz, I'd be wondering what kind of fucking weird name is that