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I clearly need to investigate this podcast at long last but fucking hell, there's so much of it I think I'd need to retrain as an HGV driver or develop even worse insomnia to even make a dent

Seventh tier! (Though to be fair, that is as much a bearded London hipster problem as it is a Mackem problem...)

Well, Trump did say he'd make things more affordable. Turns out he meant shares.

Can't believe you didn't just go with the classic: 😬

Bawitdab-ouch

My Goodreads stats also suggest that my concentration span is deteriorating along with the state of the world.

😬

Bit weird, I thought they loved world wars?

We used to do the 24-hour ferry to Gothenburg back when it still existed. Bit less of a booze cruise, but you didn't half learn about cabin fever after a while. Harwich to Hoek van Holland is ideal by comparison. Rock up in the evening just in time for a nightcap in the bar, away to bed as you're setting sail, then wake up already at your destination. Only trouble is Stena Line plays fucking "Don't Worry, Be Happy" over the PA to wake everyone up.

Gazza good as before Shearer certain to score And Psycho screaming

Like "ribbon" with a "d" at the end

I heard the ITV commentators say "it's almost 10 vs. 9, aiming for Wilson" and I assume they didn't mean it to be quite as snarky as that, but...

Have ye heard of a thing called... Curb Yer Enthusiasm?

Gemmill is now officially that Little Britain character asking his hotel guests if they've heard of a tomato

I think it makes you metrosexual, which might actually be worse.

Consistency in refereeing? Why start now?

OK boomer

I have rarely felt more homosexual than when listening to people not knowing who Tina Fey is.

Oh right, he's offside because he's leaning. That seems normal and completely relatable.

Hahahahaha you've got to be fucking kidding

And that's a ridiculous red from a referee that feels he needs to even things up.

You've committed more energy to this post than he will to his performance today

I suppose the appeal process will determine whether we're a big club yet or not.

Third time now that McCoist has defended evidently poor play from Murphy. Strange.