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Oh, there's a thing, "cupcakes" in their modern iteration. Too much icing, underwhelming cake, yet entire cults have been built up around them (and £££ for them).

I like carrot cake as long as I'm expecting carrot cake and not actual cake.

The approach road to the local Sainsbury's here kindly arrives in the middle of the car park, so you can either turn left to join the queue for a space 30 seconds nearer to the shop, or turn right and... park at your leisure in acres of space. People, man.

Riverford here

Aye, I'll always shop in-store as long as I know it's not going to be ridiculously busy, same reasons as Renton. Home delivery was useful during the worst of the pandemic, but it limits spontaneous buys, plus the number of unavailable items or useless replacements put me off it. Mind, we do get a veg box delivered so I'm not one to talk.

I said she definitely exists. I don't know what your problem is

Filth. Does your wife who definitely exists know about this?

That's just life generally, to be fair.

Well, he's never been great with money

And now that I've given a sensible answer, I can make the obligatory comment about there being a lovely pianist or two downstairs at the Eagle

Some of the hotel bars (Vermont etc) surely have that kind of thing sometimes, but more in the evenings I'd have thought.

Reminiscent of the high point of Twitter

Not sure why he feels qualified to comment on a sport he doesn't play.

As it happens... https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/hersheys-chocolate-tastes-like-vomit_l_60479e5fc5b6af8f98bec0cd

Right then lads, let's at least try and go into Christmas on a high, eh?

Logically, he shouldn't have an opinion on the matter

My new favourite community note

"100 | sausage gifs" or "100 sausage | gifs"...?

You pay even less income tax if you don't have any income.

Nah, they wouldn't have heated our ball (so to speak)

It's "n'est-ce pas", actually actually

Mick McCarthyism