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Excellent - as someone who lived in Mainz for a while, I think we can build a local rivalry on those tenuous foundations. Welcome.

Getting it to actually fit properly would be too much effort (so to speak).

We do not want any UN-BRITISH INFLUENCES in this story about looking after a Russian exile

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan's_World_Cup_Song "Boardman stated that if the song made it to no. 1 in the UK charts, he would donate half of the profits to charity."

Well, for a while, anyway.

Let that come up in the interview, please. "And do you have any questions for us, Mr. Wykiki?" "Well....."

Bit too much hair to be Toontastic.

Fucking hell, I would never have remembered that you had Beardsley (however briefly)

"If I survived the 1980s, I can survive Liquid Death" for the gays

I see Dubai is having a normal one again

"But what did they sit in????"

CT remains confused as to why wise men say "only fools Russian"

Might impress the Saudis though

Mmmm, appetising.

He doesn't know his proper name.

I hope you never tired of asking her "Are you well, Lesley?"

Just drink it straight from the pot like it's an Italian coffee delicacy and you're introducing a thinkpiece on whether Tonali works best as a 6 or an 8