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Also isn't the final tomorrow?

Like a new signing

Just as long as the caravan remains static.

Please be real

Maybe it's an audio rendering of Vince Neil's inner monologue constantly reminding him that he's a drink-driving murderer who never said sorry.

As it happens, I've just been looking at the practicalities of a day trip on public transport in case the weather's decent enough when I'm (hopefully) up visiting my folks next month. Even with the 7:25 train from Newcastle you're looking at the best part of midday before you're in the heart of Borrowdale, say. And it'd probably cost more than getting insured on their car for the week anyway.

Even the adverts at tonight's Diamond League athletics have it in for them

I think this might be the best thing on YouTube, possibly the best thing ever created full stop.

He recorded two of my favourite albums ("Ocean Machine: Biomech" and SYL's "City") within a couple of months of each other. Prolific and definitely batshit. All that and a starring role in this soft rawk classic too. (The Epic Sax Guy on drums might be my new favourite person. )

Ian Rush says if I don't drink lots of milk, when I grow up I'm only gonna be good enough to play for Kenny Dalglish's Newcastle

Even a stopped clock.

Fuck Giuliano Grazioli

https://www.gofundme.com/f/english-channel-wall

His international record is a goal per game. Admittedly, he's played one game. For Martinique.

No, she went of her own accord.

I'll just have wheat thins and beer If I get sick the toilet is near

Only along the Himalayan coast.

Not now we've all got mobile phones they don't.