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So I clicked a "19 Food Hacks That Will Turn You Into A Master Chef" link on Facebook (because that's how bored I am), and guess what the first one is? http://www.oola.com/cooking-tips/7609/19-food-hacks-that-will-turn-you-into-a-master-chef

Pirlo. https://vine.co/v/eYBluZg75r0

What is this "perspective" you speak of...? Glad you're okay mate.

Good. Volunteering at Junior Parkrun in the morning so I'll need all the sleep I can get.

I've got a lot of things I could say about this, but I'm not going to do so in a thread entitled "Feminazis".

The state of the internet man.

I particularly like the special economic zone they negotiated, so they get to farm a really narrow strip of the ocean.

Yeah, I can deal with that for most muscle groups, but there's something about the glutes...

I keep trying to introduce hill shuttles into my routine because I know it'll help with parkrun and endurance generally, but christ the pain a day or two afterwards.

Glad to hear all the bad stuff is going to

Well done. I'm fluctuating around 12 stone myself now, though as a metric man it's the golden 75kg barrier that I'm still striving towards. Just might leave it till after... ooh, Christmas or so.

The Israelis I know are mostly fat arrogant gays.

Anyone fancy talking about the new Star Wars?

I can't be bothered to photoshop a cherry tomato into that, so let's just pretend I did and made a joke about CT.

http://www.viralthread.com/people-stepped-up-and-confessed-their-darkest-moments-on-the-sims-and-shit-weird/?utm_source=socialamp&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=2015&ts_pid=2&utm_content=inf_10_43_2

I love that line of argument. "Actually you're racist for calling me racist"

Well fine, if we're plumbing the depths already

Fist man