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I wanted Cameroon to beat us in 1990. They deserved it.

I don't necessarily mind the idea of him playing there (as J69 says, he's decent on the prowl, and his status as a wing-back has been discussed extensively elsewhere ) but he's also far and away our best option at left-back imo - can't really justify putting him further up the pitch if it means wedging Yanga-Mbiwa in on the left side of defence. Once Haidara is knock-free (if ever) then maybe...

Left wing. Not that I'd agree with that either, but still.

He didn't put Santon up front.

Damn

Fixed

I'm not even really thinking about it. Got a stag weekend to negotiate first and hopefully I'll be so ruined that I can barely even see the telly on Monday night.

I don't know if it's been mentioned in this thread yet, but I think that's where the cricket ground is

While we're on the subject, saw this earlier and thought it was quite interesting: http://www.bootifulgame.com/molecules/

I've seen - once each - a grand total of three of the films mentioned in this thread so far... I think I need an education.

A monkey outfit for this weekend's stag in Hamburg. *sigh*

Can't say I blame him.

He doesn't like Australians more.

Isn't that where Jamie Oliver came to prominence via one of the original TV shows about the place, for a start? Anyway, no, haven't knowingly used any of their recipes, though I'm sure at least one of their cookbooks would be in my collection if I'd been into cooking when they were at their height, if only as an easy Christmas pressie from the relatives. Neither the London River Café Cook Book nor the Italian Country Cook Book are particularly cheap second-hand on Amazon otherwise I'd be tempted to take a look even now.

I want to see Alpha Papa but I'm a little worried I'll be humming this all the way through: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWYfKYFbasA

"tampons"

I wasn't necessarily excluding myself from responsibility for the gutter level of our banter. (But I totally am)

He's invited to the next London clique pissup - sounds like he'll raise the average level

And nowt to do with Newcastle, given they've actually won stuff.

That's what I told my parents too

Unquestionably. Mind I can't imagine he'll be particularly interesting on Twitter, but Owen has set the bar for footballers so low that it doesn't take much.

Took me a while...