Rayvin

Just read back over this, some of the posts have been really dismal... bit stunned actually, first time I've really seen that here. Also don't think Aeris is a mackem Des (why would a mackem get this worked up over us?), she's just incredibly angry at more or less everything, as far as I can tell. Needs some camomile tea or something. Possibly intravenously.

What the fuck happened in the league today, how are Liverpool all of a sudden about to win the fucking thing?? God, can you imagine... we'd never hear the end of it..

So... Glad that I had other things to do today. I'm guessing that there was no redeeming element to this whatsoever, so I'll just proceed with my plan of assuming that Newcastle are done for the season. Just as a note - has anyone ever seen Aeris post on here when we've won?

Your life just wouldn't have been worth living without correcting that, I assume.

That doesn't surprise me. What did you say? Just curious as to how petty their response was.

God knows what would have happened to me on RAWK...

...you're not going to forget that are you?

Rob Elliot is one of the most terrifying goalkeepers we've had in years.

I agree with this. I couldn't post on NO, it's awful. I do wonder though, how many fanbases have a TT equivalent? Also, as an aside, no forum anywhere, for any team, is as full of as many self-important fuckwits as RAWK is. It's staggering. Their moderator team see themselves as presiding divinely over a rabble of plebs* ffs. They open and lock threads with statements like 'Here you go fuckers, you can all ramble on in here for a couple of hours, but as soon as someone mentions xxx, or quotes a news source that I don't agree with, I'm going to lock it and ban them. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED". That forum is one of the main reasons I despise Liverpool, and I've never even posted there. EDIT - * I appreciate that we would all argue this may be the case

On the plus side they're now in serious trouble. They have a game in hand over Palace, and true, their goal difference is superior, but it's very fine lines now... they need to win that game (in hand) or heads will drop.

It bothers me that they're actually doing reasonably well... EDIT - I blame each and every one of you for jinxing it

The MF one would presumably have prosthetic breasts?

We actually should do that, imagine what his twitter response would be!

I like that it was Lee Probert as well, who let us play on beyond the minimum three minutes against Palace last week. I suspect he may have been pulled up on it...

Since you said that originally, I've been attempting to find someone to actually play this with me, but it turns out all of my mates failed to co-ordinate the same games console purchases when they cam out

Our season ended already anyway...roll on next year.

Man, I hate playing Everton...

Happy Birthday!

Funny as this was to begin with, it's getting a bit harsh now

Can we just send Parky over there to act on behalf of the prosecution and get it the over with? While you're at it mate, can you wrap up that trial about Rebekah Brooks as well, that's been dragging on...

He's been quiet recently mind you. You want to play a disinterested emoticon in midfield...?

Ahh yes I remember hearing that... Yeah fair enough to the fans.

Just seen this about the Coventry City chairman going to the pub and having drinks and chairs thrown at him until he left. Don't really know what the fucker did, but imagine Ashley waltzing into the Strawberry one day I'd wager it'd be more than drinks and chairs being thrown at him... http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/24/coventry-fans-attack-chief-executive-tim-fisher-pub-brentford