strawb

Haha I know, I just need this rental to go quick or I'm paying mortgage and rent until it does. Drop me a PM if you want any suggestions on nights out/eating out/dealers

I know where there is a nice 2 bed terrace going in didsbury if you fancy a quick move? Chorlton is class, really like it there and go regularly to get pissed up with my mates.

Have you been to the market house yet? Really decent places to eat. Altrincham is nice but it's a bit square/middle class for the likes of me. Is it on the tram line?

Whereabouts did you move?

I imagine the problem would be there is going to a mix of driverless and traditional cars, if everyone had driverless then the programming would be relatively simple. But programming a car to react to unpredictable self drivers on the road would be incredibly difficult. And fucking cyclists.

What were you eating when you watched the Leeds match?

Would have rather Hayden over Colback and Mitrovic over Gayle. All the goalkeepers are much of a muchness IMO.

Alternatively, you could continue to cut council and housing association budgets by 10 million over 3 years which will really help build much needed council houses won't it? Do you know how many houses we could have built with that 10 million just in our area? I work in council/social housing and we are being decimated by budget cuts leading to estates turning rotten and people living in unfit housing.

Aye. September, must win.

Got a mate who orders his beans online and grinds it at home, "tastes chocolatey" does it fuck mong.

I feel like coffee is my equivalent of the Truman show. Like every fucker is bullshitting that they like it to have me on, and my reaction is being recorded. It's fucking rank and the biggest marketing scam on the planet IMO.

Kevin Ball, Supa Kev and Steve Bould

She was 2 grand mate. There is a difference between working class and going on holiday with your mam. Grow up in Boro for fucks sake

Ben Arfa needs defending because players like him are why I (and I imagine most of us) fell in love with football. The ability to beat a man and score a wonder goal were the dreams I had as a kid, not being a winger who works hard defensively. When you were kids and called players names out when playing with your mates, mine were (old) Ronaldo, Baggio etc. Not Deshamps or Costacurta.

1 working class hero here

Thought we completely bossed the first half but missed a couple of decent chances. They bossed the second and missed a couple of decent chances. Seems a decent and fair draw to me, away, at one of the better teams in the league.

Looks like Villa are going with 3 at the back so it makes a kind of sense not to play a big man with 2 other defenders to mop any knock downs up. Puts a lot of pressure on controlling the game and having midfield runners mind.

Yeah

Well octoberfest was mint, Munich is a nice place generally but a bit clean cut for my tastes. I wouldn't take your lass there though, my head was on a swivel all week. On a detox forever now mind, was like that scene from Trainspotting when I got home last night.

So many people wearing them, the worst are the ironic English hipsters. Don't do it to yourself.

Who is writing these "sweary" titles?! Seen harsher swearing in viz

First day done. Munich has treated us well. Chez, great recommendation! We fucked the festival off today, was full of old men. Found some chemical enhancements and had a right ball around central Munich. Going festival tomorrow at 10am, probably bored and back on it by 11/12. Great city, lovely people and the beer wenches do not disappoint!

The short shorts and leather loafers with white socks is a solid look.

I wasn't expecting that. I'm not sure what kind of midfielder he is tbh, before he signed I heard he was an all round sort, box to box, tackle, score a few etc. When he arrived I thought he was an attacking centre midfielder. Now I have no clue. He would be perfect for a counter attacking team if his final ball was any good, is basically all I can say for him ATM.

Tell your kid to blind side him with a bat. School is a fucking joke anyway, they will exclude him for 2 weeks and it sounds like he won't miss it. Give him a full on Scum style kicking, take the two weeks exclusion to revise and carry on with his life.