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Think people are getting overly worried about a lack of a "playmaker". Who was Burnley's or Boro's last season? You win this league by being consistent rather than exceptional. Total faith in Rafa to get us playing to a 7/10 most weeks which should be enough

I'm considering a whole slew of new tattoos now I'm single. My ex hated the ones I already have, but no reason not to now. It's mainly an excuse to organise a trip to America to see a tattoo guy I know.

Just abandon the house, leave it to the gulls. It's as much their gaff as it is yours now.

Just to add the pet passport thing covers European countries so no quarantine necessary

My parents moved about a lot with two dogs, they got a pet passport and were fine. They are Labradors who are pretty relaxed though. Leaving them alone totally depends on the breed as well. If you get a lap dog or companion dog they will be fine left alone for a good few hours. Most other dogs will need a decent amount of exercise before leaving and some breeds really can't be left alone at all because they get separation anxiety and will wreck your gaff.

It's a prank bro? Bro? It's just a prank. Seriously though AJack gimme like a week and will let you know either way mate

Me too!

Also did a year working in Tunisia and 6 months travelling around North Africa on me tod, which was great and the people were ace. For perspective like.

See that I would probably be ok with ATM, I just don't know if he stinks or talks shite constantly.

Think I have finally bought a house. Had to stump up and extra 2k upfront because the mortgage providers down valued it, the bag of dicks. It's been a full on fuckery but hopefully it's done now and I can get on with actually making it nice

It's obviously subjective but I lived there 2 years, and hated it. I did 2 years in London and didn't love that either but (very) occasionally you would meet people who were sound. Not in Leeds though (imo)

I mean, I was making an anchorman joke but I suppose you are right

Might wanna check when your lass is on the blob as well mate

I'm taking references to you being in Yorkshire as definitely being in Leeds, so apologies if I'm wrong. I fucking hate Leeds, hate the city, hate the shitty satellite towns and fucking hate the people. Most miserable set of self important fuckers in the north of England. People in London were nicer than them ffs.

Knockaert is the worst fanny playing football at the moment, loves a dive and whinge. Decent player though and can take a set piece which we are still missing. I think they're was something in those Lucas from Liverpool rumours btw, I can see that or a similar older head coming in before the window closes.

I live in Manchester and am considering a season ticket. If I go through with it I would be driving up for the games and could possibly pick you up. This is entirely depended on a few things though, I haven't decided if I want to go full season ticket yet or just the occasional game, even if I get a season ticket I would probably miss a few games due to work, I would also need to do some background research on you (nothing personal)

Exactly how much gold and silver have you found like?

The young left back from Leeds, Taylor, has knocked back a new contract, he is better than anything we have and only 19 I think.

I mean, you just admitted to not knowing players at other clubs, so who in your opinion could we feasibly buy or loan that is better than what we have? And before you say that's Rafas job, if he wanted "better" he would go get it. If he doesn't then he is obviously happy with what we have, no? fwiw I have seen a lot of Bamford for boro, he is very average, all of our forward are better than him. He scored a decent amount of goals because boro were one of the best teams in the league and he played 50modd games.

Nah. I will just use this less and less until I pack it in completely

Been off the fags nearly 2 years using mine. Getting cancer probably helped a bit mind. Down to the lowest strength liquid now, not bad from 20 tabs a day.

Haha aye, cheers mush

I went on a tinder date with a lass recently, knew up front she was 6'1" she was a fucking size 10 foot! Not having a lass who can comfortably wear my sneaks to take the bins out

I punched a seagull once at Whitby, it was trying to nick my chips, didn't expect to actually get it. It looked offended and flew off.

I'm a "millennial" have owned and operated a VHS, even remember going to rent videos as a youngster