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I don’t know many people who would actively look forward to going back to work after time off mate, you are probably worrying about your Mrs too.

How can Labour underfund something when they haven’t been in power for 14 years? sorry if I’m being dense but your last comment doesn’t make sense to me?

Underfunded by which government?

Think Trafford would be a great signing. He is the right age as a keeper to be a 2nd choice to Pope for a couple of seasons then step in. He was on a hiding to nothing this season, he had played about 70 first team football matches at Bolton and Accrington Stanley prior to signing for a newly promoted side who play wide open football and concede a lot of chances. He has improvements to make but so do all young players, especially ones that have hardly played first team football.

Sorry to hear mate but, how does one basically die?

For what it’s worth mate, I agree with you. Isak has the potential to be one of the best strikers in the world. We play with one up front, we aren’t going to sign the youngest hot shit on the market because they won’t want to play backup. I need to watch Mamardashvili play, but I can’t see him being happy coming from Valencia who are a big club in their own right. To sit on the bench.

The best way to describe Ashworth is, he looks like he enjoys Rugby. Like he ended up using middle management speak to luck into a career in football, but would much rather be the fucker who was England rugby manager then ended up sporting director at Southampton for no fucking reason, then they got relegated. Clive fucking Woodward! That’s Dan Ashworth that. Bet he listens to Bob Mortimers campachuchu bloke and doesn’t see anything wrong.

Rather have a pint with Bruce than Klopp, Bruce would get all the drinks free cos he knows the owner and end up in a lock in. Klopp would expect you to pay for his red wine, tell him how great he is and talk about fucking liverpool all night. The toothy cunt

You would rather have a pint with a cunt than the man WHO MANAGES THE TEAM YOU SUPPORT? Unreal mental acrobatics to justify a terrible take

Cataclysmically bad take that

Incorrect. But Pope is better than ramsdale, we need a younger keeper to push pope next season and take over when necessary

If we get after these early their arse will fall out, and then their stadium roof will fall in cos it’s pissing down here

Select group of 84’s winners. Katy Perry Scarlett Johansson Aubrey Plaza Mart Elizabeth winstead Claire Foy and Avril Levigne

Yeah I’m alive mush. All very civilised, still a couple of long days drinking but nothing mental.

I was going to make a joke about breaking your lasses back, but I shan’t

I’m awake and having a turd atm. We took it easy yesterday so we don’t ruin the food today. Found a decent boozer off Leith walk that was open till 1. All very civilised so far for all the doubters.

Too busy whipping peaches to the back post for banter

It’s not going to be a mad one. I’m nearly 40, as are all the lads (7) going. 4 have kids and 1 has kids on the way. We are going to Tom Kitchins restaurant for some dinner tomorrow and then some drinks. There will be no strippers, midgets or wacky uniforms.

I went on a stag to Prague years ago, the father of the bride went and died in his sleep first night. Ruined everyone’s weekend the selfish fucker

Edinburgh. I went to uni there, I’ve checked on a few of my favourite bars and some of them survived so going to visit my old haunts. Then probably get pilled off my saggy tits, knowing the lads I’m going with.

My stag do this weekend. See youse next week, if I survive. If not, it’s been a pleasure and fuck you all.

Honestly forgot he existed

If we sneak any kind of Europe I don’t think Longstaff will go, we still need to hit the homegrown quota. Only have Longstaff, Anderson and Miley unless I’m missing someone. Also think Longstaff has been playing injured for the second half of the season, because we are so low on numbers. A good young goalkeeper is a must for me, Pope isn’t getting any younger. Gillespie isn’t good enough/used as a training keeper, Karius is going back to Italy and Dubravka should leave.

No wonder you get so annoyed, there was 3 people in that conversation the lad from boro was slating the tories. The woman from Manchester and the Asian bloke from Birmingham were the ones agreeing with each other

Sounds like me in bed tbh.. Nah, your right, it doesn’t