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Nah, knock down the toilet afterwards and build a statue to Adam Johnson

Watch your mouth southerner. *Replace Consett with any other town you have had a bad experience in

In a similar vein. Buy the stadium of shite, make them play at consett. Play there for a year while we redevelop st James

You render fat don’t you? Might come back slimmer

Positioning mainly, he makes what should be routine saves look like good saves because his position is wrong. It also means when he can’t make those “good” saves, he concedes goals he shouldn’t. Not sure I can ever remember him coming for a cross either, but it has been a while since I’ve seen him play tbh.

Agree to disagree with both of you. He’s very poor, but what do I know about goalkeeping.

He isn’t a decent keeper tbh

Not a massive fan of these kind of things, the one at Man City is soulless corporate car park for use by day trippers. But, it’s a way of growing revenue I suppose. Which we need to do

For that much work get the cheapest one you can find (all much of a muchness at lower prices), but keep the blade new and get some tracks to keep you straight. You will struggle to go through a sleeper in one pass with a circular saw (blade depth isn’t enough) so will need to mark all the way round and probably do one cut per side, then maybe finish with a hand saw.

He’s a centre midfielder, who has covered at left back. Decent young player though

He’s 4th worst on that list to my eyes? Zaha all fart and no shite as per usual

Update. Got the bag back, sunburn isn’t as bad as first thought. Cheers again all

Thanks for all the well wishes lads, can’t help but notice a lack of money rolling in though

Well I’m sat in Gran Canaria, with slight sunburn and a missing bag but as a man engaged to be married. If you want to donate to the Strawb wedding fund, please let me know

Yeah but the players we bough previously still count in this window too, so botman, Bruno, trippier, pope, Isak

The pacific isn’t in the same league

That’s what happened to my brother, 30 years old getting ready for a night out and collapsed. Massive brain damage. One of the most terrifying things in the world imo

Watched the video behind the scenes and Tonali’s missus is my new “celebrity” crush, absolute sweetheart

Wheres the sunshine on leith? Etc

Twitter has been canny bad for years, at least MySpace had the good grace to die before the boomers and racists took over (see also Facebook). Cesspit, hope it costs musk a fortune

When that was new, I lent that exact kind of box set to a mate. He gave me it back missing one disc, the cunt. I had completely forgot about it until now as well. Going to ring him at 4am

Would you say Phillips is their best ever player? Pretty low bar

Gordon’s missus’ bangers though

Not allowed to call them that anymore mate

It’s probably because I drive it all the time, going home to see family but it’s mind blowing how often there are massive tailbacks