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Bloke goes into a butchers and asks “Have you got a pigs head?” Butcher says “no, it’s just the way I do my hair”

The word potentially is doing a lot of heavy lifting there like. Minteh never played for us. So losing him doesn’t make the squad worse, Anderson was a back up at best and we have Tonali back.

Not sure I agree with this part mate. The best managers in the world aren’t international managers anymore, they want to work at club level.

Missed a grim double ended dildo scene towards the end mind

We’ve had a cunt drop out from the wedding 6 days beforehand so if you can answer to Leanne for food and that, come and have a feed and a drink up, gratis.

Someone seems to have taken shots at Trump. Wish they had hit. Although I have some worries it will end up being some weird false flag type shit to help trump win the election.

First half was good. Southgate out thought himself at half time, went to a back 4 for 15 minutes and we lost all momentum. He switched back when he realised he fucked up, then we got a late winner again. More luck than judgement. Sometimes better to be lucky than good, the Southgate family motto

There’s a lot of monied private school kids in Yarm who like to rebel when they hit college/uni, it made for a decent few years as a teenage scruff from boro.

There’s a lot of speculation in here around Trippiers life based on nowt. I’ve seen the house for sale rumours, also seen rumours he has just moved gaff. Getting involved in players personal lives is weird imo, he’s a football who plays for our team. Whatever happens in his personal life is his problem, unless it becomes an Adam Johnson situation. Probably loads of lads on here who wouldn’t want their personal lives looked into.

Yarm is lovely, but you are voluntarily spending time in Stockton if you go there

Fucking Sunderland nearly voting for reform

Just saying to our lass, wheel her out the back and let her die quietly in the green room, the fucking ghoul.

I like that Campbell shut her down straight away

Gorton and Denton here, deffo going to be held by labour

If you have to work those kind of hours, you’re shit at your job imo. Apart from meetings I think I have my actual work pared down to about 16 hours a week. It’s easy because can actually do my job properly.

Probably should lay off eating cow shit mate

Are you my director at work?

What’s that got to do with anything? The design process still takes ages

I’ve been working on a new high rise block in Manchester recently, it’s taken nearly 2 years and we don’t have a finalised design yet. I assume (having never worked on one) that both training grounds and football stadiums are a lot more complex than 78 flats, so might take a little longer?

I think he is a decent enough player but he doesn’t have any standout attributes for me, being able to play in so many positions has probably done him a disservice cos I don’t know what kind of player he is. Obviously I would like him to stay and improve here but needs must and he unfortunately one of our weaker midfielders, where we have the most other players, who someone is will to pay for.

Don’t be silly, you just knock up a new training ground in a few months nowadays man. I honestly thought it would take us winning loads of stuff before our fans became insufferable entitled cunts. The progress since the new owners has been pretty monumental.

Agreed. Said it before but what is he meant to be good at?

He is talking shite, £40 million would make him the joint 7th highest fee ever paid by a French club, so Marseille and Lyon aren’t fishing in that pond.

Didn’t Matterface used to go out with that turbo babe off sky sports news? The dark haired one? The worlds fucked lads

Sometimes (rarely) it’s useful to get an accountants input. I didn’t know disposal values would could towards ffp