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That motd interview from Ed was great. Understated, mentioned keeping the team spirit but bringing in new signings

I’ve packed loads of weight on over the lockdowns like, probably about 2.5 stone I think. I’m quite tall so I carry it ok but some of my gear is definitely more snug than it used to be. Want to be back to my fighting weight before I’m 40 so need to get my arse in gear

If the links with Lodi are true then I wouldn’t be surprised to see us move to a 3/5 at the back with wing backs next season. So targett might be surplus to requirements

I know this is forum bollocks but as a former goalkeeper, Henderson has never impressed me at all. Dubravka is underrated generally, but he is getting more injury prone. 50/50 but not a permanent transfer at the prices quotes

Leeds to go down, serves them right for appointing an American manager. SOCCER GOAL!

I’ve got a boro accent mate. If I could get rid I fucking would

I know lad here in Manchester who is obsessed with purple aki. He goes around putting purple aki watch stickers all over the place, he is in his 30s

Sounds like you two puffs are trying to hide your roots

She was on location, location, location last night her

Great player but there’s rumours from city fans his recent back problems are chronic and his legs have gone

This is the first game of football I’ve sat down and watched that doesn’t involve us in fucking ages. I hate both teams so hopefully it’s just a clusterfuck 10-10 draw with 7 sendings off

Thanks mate. I will probably give it a go, good idea on the lessons too

My old man could pluck a tune or two and had a decent (I think - I know nowt) acoustic. My mam has asked if I want it, I have no musical talent. Im considering it but it will probably just sit in our house gathering dust. This is a broad question but how hard is it to learn the basics? Baring in mind I have big sausage fingers. Once I can do something with it I will be more likely to keep it up and get better.

Go on then, what the fuck are swoodles?

What’s it meant to be?

Think it’s nice tbh. Minimal kits are miles better than over worked shite

Good

I wasn’t around but it still gets referenced enough for me to know the whole fucking story!

I would just like to add, I think you are all better than you have shown in the last few pages. I know at least some of you to be semi amusing. Some people think you are work shy fuckers who put no graft in to this forum, some others think you are gifted posters who lack the support required to post good stuff. There is definitely good posters in here, but support is waning and some ideas need bucked up or the summer transfer window might be a long one.

This is so fucking dull. When do we play someone our next game?

Does Akinfenwa still play for Wycombe?

Me too. When Aarons scored? I was in the city end like

Taylor Swift is fit as fuck

Have fun at the etihad, it’s in the middle of nowhere near a big asda. If anyone wants some recommendations for a drink let me know

Grown ups?