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It’s close with wood tbf

Yeah totally. I can see the logic in the signings I just think that those two in particular are poor footballers. Honestly not overly arsed as long as we stay up and go massive in the summer

Not blown away by targett or wood. But if that’s what the manager wants I’m in no position to disagree. Be worth it if we stay up

Pretty sure they can stay without being registered. Which will be hilarious really

Mate is a boro fan, Nihal was giving it the big one about boro being a small club etc (agreed) and being pissed he didn’t take it well

Me and a mate had an argument with Nihal in the vip area at leeds festival when we were young, culminating in my mate calling him a cunt and threatening to batter him.

I know you made this joke, but being on morphine is fucking class. I would have been a bag head in ww2

Show off

Exactly. “Here go onto this rig and look after safety and major emergency management right, these lads here are who you will be explaining things to”. Nah you’re alright

I remember doing my bosiet training and that and looking around the room and thinking every fucker here looks like they have done a 5 stretch for dealing. And they might be on the same rig as me

I only did three trips off shore and they were without doubt the three worst months of my life

Dave, not Dace although a fish may have been more useful at attacking crosses

That’s Dace Kitson, lanky ginger cunt who stunk up the premier league with Reading and Stoke among others. Barely a footballer

Gods work

I’d gan through the floor if I did the worm nowadays

You have to go onto your account and add their username there to ignore them

Where did you get a picture of our lass?

I am aware of the irony, the mother is however a mong so she isn’t. I might just get on about how having kids in general is a shite idea tbh

I’m going to a 1 year olds birthday party this afternoon, I have no children but it’s the current missus’ nephew so it’s seems unlikely I can swerve it. How pissed is too pissed at a child’s party?

Think Rayvin plays RL quite a bit

“Great” might be pushing it mind.

See! I’m not blind

Any chance of a link?

I seem to be getting notifications for unread topics when the posts are from people I have on ignore. Anyway to fix this new admins?

I sit and rock to the side to wipe. I usually, and I know this is controversial, stand to piss.