Renton

Jethro Tull was one talented bastard. Author of the agricultural revolution and talented folk musician, and now the inspiration behind Hotel Califronia apparently.

That's fair enough. Too subjective probably. Mine would be Lua Lua's 90th minute winner against Derby at Pride park 2002, to make it 2-3. Even though I burst an ear drum celebrating.

Yeah, it was a great feeling, winning us entry into the next round, but in terms of quality I don't think it matches those already listed.

I actually literally have had nightmares of the Blue Monkey. Never even been there, but seeing the photos and knowing Gemmill used to frequent it was enough.

He's a tory. Just another exercise in trying to make their branding more palatable by distancing themselves from the national party. Lots will fall for us. Not here like, the population is now predominantly younger professionals who despise the cunts and are wise to them. https://www.indy100.com/politics/local-conservatives-elections-boris-johnson

Got a leaflet today for the local elections. Seemingly from a neutral source, maybe the council? Hey, this guy on the left literally ticks all the boxes, unlike the others. Better vote for him, even though he's a tory. Helpful reminder to bring ID, handy in Tynemouth where a sizable proportion of the population are doddery blue rinse pensioners. Wait, what's this, in tiny writing you can't read without a magnifying glass, and probably not even then if you're a doddery pensioner. Oh right, this leaflet has been printed and paid for by the tory candidate who ticked all the boxes! Of course. I dare you to knock on my door and canvas me Mr Bartoli. I double dare you mother fucker.

That's a fair description of me at my work.

This is a case where you're technically wrong but intellectually correct, so I'm on your side here. Ridiculous the amount of bedwetting still going on, the stench of ammonia is overpowering, worse than a care home.

I was at worst ambivalent at Leeds' fate. Now fuck them, I hope they lose every game and further expose this utter fraud. Every fan of every team he has managed fucking hate him. Bolton and our friends the mackems excluded maybe. Also absolutely hilarious the mackems claim we play boring football and yet are so besotted by this Jabba faced cunt.

It's not even that he saved them from relegation. As Alex says, its because in their mutant minds, he caused us to be relegated. That's what this particular obsession is all about.

Kenneth Baker, depicted as a slimy slug.

Nobody does obsession like the mackems. Alan Shearer, Stephen Taylor, Sam Fender, Dawn Thewliss. But most of all, Jimmy Hill.

Aye, and they're shipping in ship loads. I can see Bournemouth being on the beach for Everton last day, so we need to hope they are relegated before this imo.

No, its not in their hands. If Millwall win and Coventry don't lose they're missing out. And of course they need to win too. I'd give them about 30% chance of this happening, then maybe 20% in the play offs (being generous). Which gives them an overall 6% chance of winning the prize of being humped solidly for 9 consecutive months before going back to square one.

And Leicester equalised due to my divine righteousness cancelling out Gemmill's hoodoo vibes.

Yet every time you manage to fuck this up. They've just scored a penalty.

I did until old playmobile head got right on my tits. Pep showed us respect and gave is credit, Arteta was just a small time twat. I'm looking forward to making him cry.

We'll be swinging our schlongs, banging our bangers, getting fruity with our frankfurters, baring our bratwurst, celebrating our chorizo, pimping our pepperoni, and even getting cheeky with our chipolata. Meanwhile CT might dare to take off a layer of his fanny pads.

He's managed to make me temporarily support Spurs and even Richarlison. What a cunt chops he is.

Sausage memefest. CT, are you feeling sausagey yet? Or have you still got your nappies on?

Thing is, as well, they'll somehow think they're taking the moral high ground whilst simultaneously being racist and misogynistic. "Camel humpers". "Gays". And the stuff they.come up with about Amanda Stavely is vile. If you approach a mod about this, or report, YOU get banned.

I tried to marry my 10 year old daughter but couldn't find a vicar willing to do it at the match.

It says a lot that the admin are so embarrassed by their contributors that the board is more heavily censored than North Korea when it comes to our match threads. The thread on our last game has been binned into their sportswashing mega thread. I've read a bit and it was quite predictable to say the least: 1) Southampton score, we're shit, only where we are by pure luck etc. 2) We equalise, Southampton are shit, Sunderland would thrash them. 3) We start thrashing them. See point 2. 4) We're all murdering paedophiles anyway. FTM. This is an example of the level of debate on there.

We're better than everyone in this league apart from Man City imo. Liverpool beat us twice but weren't better in either game. I expect us to beat Arsenal. Not beyond possible we could win all our remaining games. This season is little short of a miracle.