Renton

So let's see then, the thread mentions links with Blackburn rovers, Man United, West Bromwich Albion, Liverpool, Everton, Newcastle United, Manchester City, Aston Villa, Birmingham City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Dulwich Hamlet, and Civil Serice FC. Not even a mention of their special friendship with the mackems. 🤣

They're such a weird precious lot. Here they're getting upset this goal against Reading, in September, has not been nominated goal of the season. Beyest gurl evah marra. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/lets-all-appreciate-the-real-goal-of-the-season.1605187/ It's a nice goal. Some nice passing hitting Reading on the break. Arguably Reading RB should have done better imo. But the way they are waxing lyrical about it, saying the team is playing turtal football, is mental. It's not total football, it's hitting a team on the break. Almiron alone has scored several goals more deserving than this, against proper opposition ffs. But to get so upset and think its some kind of conspiracy against them. Mackems man.

Think he's scored something like 13 career goals at the championship level, and some of them were penalties. Sunderland are 20 (de facto TWENTY FUCKiNG ONE when GD is considered) points behind SUFC in an automatic play off place, having played a game more. Absolutely tapped this lot.

Our record against South Coast teams is better than it used ro be, London teams too tbf. There's 7 London teams in the Premiership and that could be 8 if Millwall go up (or if you count Luton). It's mental 40% of our top flight teams are based in the capital. For that reason I'd like West Ham to go down, along with Everton and A N Other.

Hoe do you feel about that, give that I'm sure many of your friends, family, and t'colleagues support Leeds? I'm guessing you want them relegated? I'm in 2 minds. They're the closest thing to being a derby at the moment and whilst they're shit that's fine by me. Would be funny for them to get relegated though. But not as funny as Everton.

🎵Imagine if on Sunday, During a corner an alien pod crash lands, On the pitch, the pod opens, and out pops an alien wearing the red n white..... You could say I'm a mackem, And a sad bastard one at that, I hope one day I don't wake up, And realise my seat I'm on has been shat...🎶

I am so fucking jealous about this. A week on the lash in Bavaria sounds about as good as it gets when you're young. The only consolation is that you might well be jealous of me come next week when you get back, for a day or two at least.

6 games left for them. With ManU next game. Every logical thought process I possess points to a comfortable home win. But football doesn't always work like that. I'll be nervous tomorrow, that's for sure.

What a shame for Arsenal. Boo hoo.

Set the bar so low. Made people physically vomit through stress and become suicidal. What a cunt. He's probably just behind Braverman and Williamson on top of the cunts list but the competition is steep.

I mean. Half expected them to drag out Sturgeon there. What happened to Michelle Mone btw?

It's not fake news, it's non-news. Stop supporting sofa boy and zip it.

Yeah, he's been pushed. He'll be back as a minister if not in the cabinet before the next GE anyway. That's how these lot operate.

This what I get from your so called link to Fox news, so called Gemmill.

Ahh right. Just old news then. I think it's largely been known Ukraine will join NATO once the war is decided. NATO can't take on new members during an active conflict. So doesn't change anything really.

I can't see that news anywhere. It's a well known aspiration, but can't happen whilst the conflict continues.

On the other hand maybe Burgon didn't get the memo.....

I bet you the thought of close contact with a young Bush gives you a twinge, amirite, you dirty old man.

The most sovereign nation on the planet is North Korea. That's some fucked up aspiration to have. Just been on a call with European colleagues. They are literally laughing at us (not in a malevolent way, just in a "dude, what the fuck did you just do" way). The situation is beginning to impact directly on my job, and not for the good. You can repaeat this times milliions for those of us who have the types of jobs that bring in money to the country (services sold to Europe in my case). Doesn't directly affect th Whetherspoons pensioner, although of course it massively affects them indirectly.

I can't wait until the UK becomes the next Silicon valley though. Oh.

Not that anyone here needs telling, but anyway:

I've watched it twice already, it has tremendous replay value. I mean obviously I felt a tremendous pull to become a MLF, but somehow I resisted. Highlights have to be Darren Bent scoring for Burton, Darron Gibson causing damage reminiscent of an F3 tornado on a residential street in Sunderland, Charlie Methhead changing the ground's music to some utter shit Ibiza trance, and of course the absolutely hilarious bidding war the shrewd operator Donald Stewart (or is it Stewart Donald, I can never remember) had with himself over buying Will Grigg. It's up there with my top 10 Netflix programs of all time like. Breaking Bad > Better Call Saul > Sunderland 'til I die.

"Mr Fist, we've warned you before about storing deceased prostitutes with the poultry. Never mind, we'll let it slide. WHAT?! You didn't check the screenwash levels according to the SOP!!!??? YOU'RE ON A DISCIPLINARY SON".

So this is the pedestrian crossing the sider road, not the main road, got you. Whether you're driving, walking, or cycling, try not to be an entitled wanker is my motto. There are entitiled wankers in all of those categories. A few weeks ago I was half way on a zebra crossing with my family and a driver saw us late so slammed on his brakes. He was then rear ended by the following car. That car then shot off with a screech of tyres and the car that did the emergency brake (which had scared the shit out of us) raced after him. They probably ended up doing nearly 60 in a 20 as a result. Presumably the one that fled was on drink or drugs so didn't want it reported. Both of them, absolute wankers. Didn't bother reporting it though as in the confusion I didn't get the plate numbers and what's the point?

Wagon drivers are the worst man. Especially those ones with freezer compartments.