Renton

I find this cultural rejection quite offensive. Anyway, I mean this strip might be historically accurate but I'm not sure there is a market for people to unleash their inner Rees-Mogg and dress as Victorians, although I may be interested in your line of swim wear if you do this?

Wonder how much the matching cap costs?

Actually my real suggestion, what about the North Terrace? I've no idea on any of the criteria other than it has screens mind. Canny enough pub.

It's a bit off the beaten track MF, but howabout this?

Another one I'm amazed is still open. Saw it on Vera the other day (Mrs Rents watching, not me).

Fuck me is that still going? I remember back when it was first opened and was supposed to have cost sevenl million quid to build. Fuck knows what they spent the money on.

Impossible to get a train now so IF I get a ticket and IF I can persuade anybody to look after the kids for a whole day or even overnight (hello, anybody?), I'll have to drive. So this question is actually relevant to me now.

Putin and MBS are bessies, I read it on SMB, so I expect Putin will use some kind of genetically specific targetted nerve agent to wipe oput Man Uinited and their fans only. Which gets the thumbs up from me.

Having a mandatory rule out for 7 days is bollocks though. I mean 7 days is the time it takes the Earth to rotate 7 times on it's axis and travel approximately 3 million miles on it's annual orbit around the sun. These are entirely arbitrary numbers with no relation to head injury I am aware of and may as well have been conjured out of thin air. If he still has symptoms after a few hours, get the lad scanned. But if he is completely free of symptoms, no reason he can't play. I mean, not being funny, but we still have a sport now where the intention is to give your opponent a head injury, and worse, WOMEN (and LGBTQIA+ etc) are allowed to play it! PC gone mad it is. They'll be banning Delilah next.

Once a Pimms Drinking Shithouse, always a Pimms Drinking Shithouse.

It's a conundrum alright. Why have Leeds loaned out Gelhardt to Sunderland when Sunderland are above them* in the league? It makes no sense! * Mackem make beleive league.

Agreed and they're always so tastefully done yet understated, like this hotel.

Yeah, I know. But income wise I bet there is quite a bit of elasticity on the seat price now, ticket prices can just go up. Hope they don't obviously, but this Gallowgate extension would be at least £300 million I reckon.

Btw, the roof is starting to leak in the Leazes I think. I'd send MF to deal with it but he's too busy shitting into plastic bags and murdering prostitutes nowadays.

Nice to see you're still with us! Don't worry, once you your toontastic meme is established, that's it established forever. I mean I've moved house THREE times since that stained glass window, and I havn't been attacked by a sea gull now for several weeks.

Fucking hell. Imagine the size of the printer that printed off that surfer flag?

So basically the developer has less incentive to build on the land, which is clearly a good thing? I was never previously that bothered about the gorund size, having demand outstrip supply isn't always a bad thing. But that ratio is now way too high, and we have fallen from second in 2000 to 7th in 2023, which is no longer acceptable.

Isn't @Rayvin into publishing? Maybe he's he's also trying his hand at being a footballing ghost writer?

Yeah, I thought things might have changed since VAR was introduced but I guess not. Watch Fabinho score against us then, nailed on.

Why not though? Have retrospective bans been stopped now? This obviously affects us against Liverpool in a couple of weeks. We lose Bruno, they keep Fabhino, which is a rhyme, that doesn't befit the crime.

Point taken. It's different this time, I know we'll ultimately succeed in the next few years whatever happens this season. 👍

Thing is the final is either going to be my greatest footballing day ever or my worst. Which meansits going to be FUCKING STRESSFUL. Too much at stake. Well probably lose in extra time on penalties and I'll miss my train back home knowing my luck.

100% this. Every word sums up how I feel. Have to say that second half was the worst of our season so far and I fucking knew half way through Bruno was getting wound up and was going to get himself sent off. Then he fucking does it. I assumed he'd miss the final but glad he won't; think we have enough to get 6 or 7 points in the league in the meantime IF we don't play as bad as this again. I should be over the moon but feel strangely unsettled. Maybe the transfer window too has underwhelmed me, lost my confidence a bit.

I dino about that.

Sportswashed. ☝️