Renton

I dino about that.

Sportswashed. ☝️

Just had my delivery. I like the Rington's man so always end up buying way too much. I mean if you analyse it, it's the most pointless thing to get delivered anyway, but I guess I just like the nostalgic premise of it. Also helps out on Newcastle and t'Leeds relations.

Give me 90s All Saints any day over the Spice girls. Although I watched celebratory MasterChef and Mealnie Blatt has morphed into a Mumsy middle aged house wife who's a fucking good cook. Suits me.

Sporty has aged the best imo. Somehow deleted my last post. Honestly though, I do find find the menagerie of the SMB to be fascinating. Asides from there multitude of posts about us which are so embarassing they have to collect them all and hide them away, they've won two games and now genuinely think they have a team comparable to Keegan's in 1992. Actually, scrap that, they didn't even fucking win aginst Fulham B and were second best in every department according to the stats. Here's some of the threads this run of WD results has provoked. Needy. Don Hutchinson was complementary about them apparantly, needs its own thread. As discussed, the "Real Entertainers", whatever the fuck that means for a bang average second tier counter attacking team. The Pride of the North East Marra. Possibly the most depressing concept ever. On MoTD first!!! Worth its own thread. ANd this gem of a thread. I mean these things happen at football matches. But for the self professed "classiest" fans, abusing a lass at a match isn't a great look, let alone starting a thread on it. It's okay though, they suspect she was a Mag marra.

Way too fugly to be a fellow Targaryen.

Drinking Rington's tea or coffee. Good lads.

I'd normally have quite severe reservations about signing a forward not good enough to be third choice winger on the mackem bench, but after reading this thread I'll give the lad a chance. In all seriousness, I have complete trust in Howe integrating this lad straight into the team. Howe so far is our best signing since Keegan.

Quick me marra admin! It's happening again! Add this to the hidden compendium before deluded of SMB sees this batshit insanity!

Why are mackems so desperate to be liked? It's very odd. Post after post on SMB about how class they are and how all other fans love them , except for maybe us, Boro, Coventry, Portsmouth, Burton, Leeds and Wycombe wanderers. The latest group are the "Brixton lads" apparently. They enjoy baiting an England striker who retired more than 15 years ago and singing about garden sheds too. Bizarre.

Agreed. Feel quite sad for the lad, he's at the peak of his career and this will be quite devastating I'm sure. I've got nowt against any of the current crop of mackem players or their manager, not that I know of any of them.

That's at least the second thread on him. There was another long one which was removed to the compendium. Like I say, I pity the admin there.

I've always thought as well as being an utter shithouse he was Everton's biggest threat recently when we played them. Probably why I fucking hated him so much, he never really punished us though. Let's hope he's more Wayne Rooney than Ross Barkley.

A haircut is the least of his problems. Oh, and let the shithousing be turned up to 11.

@Monkeys Fist, would you drive a rig which had Reidsy, Ballsy, Phillipsy, and Stewartsy's mugs plastered over the cab or would you tell your prospective employer to fuck off marra?

£29,000 fine, just over the limit. Probably equivalent to having a couple of pints and getting straight behind the wheel. Not defending this at all but at least he wasn't completely pissed. I do wonder why he was pulled over. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-64412529

I'll cancel you out. If we get through and I get tickets its going to be a ballache for me to sort out transport, accomodation, and most importantly childcare, but this ballache is infinitely preferable to kick in the nuts should we fuck this up.

His market value is a maximum of 0.7M Euros according to this site. Their most valuable player (estimated at 7M) is Amad Diallo, but he's on loan from ManU. Same site has Antony Gordon worth 40 million euros. But not good enough for the mackem bench.

He's scored 11 goals in England's second tier, 3 of which were penalties. I mean.....

Well, it's a hard one. I mean who to trust? NUFC's high flying coach Eddie Howe and the coaching staff, or some random mackem sister shaggers who have been PERSISTENTLY WRONG ABOUT JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING for more than a decade? Tough one.

Whooooahhhh! A reminder here that the problem here is we're the delusional and least knowledgable ones marra. We're completely blinded and just can't see reality, is the issue here.

"Doing a Sunderland" has already entered the footballing lexicon, rpelacing "doing a Leeds". But the comparison is a bit daft here, Sunderland have been utter shit almost consistently since WW2.

What if England is High France? (Any excuse for that emoticon)

Urghh. Just switched the telly on to the scene of Rashford scoring. Looks like we'll have to beat these cunts if we're to lift the cup.