Renton

Well this definitely happened. I regularly get the metro to Seaburn to bray mackem bairns. Who doesn't like a bit of mackem bairn braying? US collleagues are clearly up for it too.

Quite literally this.

Leaf Gemmill alone. He's sycamore puns.

Wood to Forest, and headline writers and PUNdits jism everywhere. As for Excel spreadsheets, they're the most fun I've had since visiting Alton Towers.

The mackems and their imagination again. I imagine in this scenario Newcastle fans would we standing on each shoulders 20 high and SJP average attendance would be 1 million.

Don't know about anyone else but I only go now to show my good will for Eddie Howe. If we get to Wembley I will continue to show my good will begrudgeonly.

Why was she taking her cat out to the takeaway at 2 in the morning???

So Sunak has blocked the Scottish gender recognistion bill, citing it could have consequences for the UK as a whole. Without getting into the specifics of the bill, funny how Brexit affected the UK as a whole but the Brexiters didn't give a shit how it impacted on Scotland who voted against it. How anybody can fail to recognise that there is a constitutional crisis and Scotland has a genuine, not made up, issue with its sovereignty is beyond me. Scottish independence needed, right now. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jan/16/rishi-sunak-blocks-scotlands-gender-recognition-legislation

They'll always be able to console themselves they are better *insert imaginary quality here*. More classy, more moral, more liked. Or the latest thing, their charvers are harder.

Don't particularly want to get into this as I don't want to appear to be defending drink driving but for me the most important thing isn't the club showing some public punishment for a player who by all accounts is remorseful, but to provide adequate pastoral care and make sure it doesn't happen again, to him or any other player. I don't get the impression the current players we have are irresponsible dickheads in the way they previously have been (e.g. under Robson) but obviously I'm not privvy to any of that, but I don't see newspaper headlines to contradict this. I would say though that the time when Darren Gibson wrote off half a street of cars, they publicly sacked him, knowing full well he was also a liability on the pitch and therefore no loss. In contrast, they played a player they knew to be a paedophile who happened to be essential to for them to avoid relegation. But that's not my point. Watching that Netflix documentary it was crystal clear Gibson had huge problems with alcohol prior to his crash, and the club seemed to provide zero pastoral care for him. Just put a young man, an alcoholic, up to live in Ramside Hall ffs. And then washed their hands.

Fucking hell. See this is why I don't use eBay, scammers paradise.

I enjoyed it, though couldn't really concentrate as much as I wanted because it felt like the wind was going to blow the roof off on Saturday night and I kept having to chase my trampoline around the back garden (not a euphemism). I didn't really get it though. Can't see where the spoiler tags have gone so will just be incredibly vague. Why the fuck did Colm do what he did? And why the fuck did Padraic react the way he did? Also, this should be in the fillum thread.

It's the start of you being groomed imo.

I mean that's a funny story but honestly it's canny terrifying too when you think what it could do to a kid. If it were me I think I'd report the owner.

It was. You can just imagine the ref rolling his eyes as he has to pause the game, again. MInd, with all this shithousery we shouldn't cirticise the opposition for doing it. But I will anyway.

This thread has potential. Was a bit disappointed Lascelles didn't manage to get himself a red card.

Caps Lock still working fine I see.

No, just two left feet with fridges on them (TM the brokencapshift)

The brass neck of this lying cunt is something else.

Been moved to their membership only section, entitled "NUFC Sportswashing compendium thread*. January 2023.". 72 pages, 1430 posts. Not even half way through January.

Also looks to me like he is bulking up a bit, whilst Joelinton is becoming leaner. Which is good because it gives him strength on the ball, whilst big Joe is becoming faster. Maybe Joelinton's a muscle donor.

Is it my imagination but when he first came on the scene didn't he score a few absolute cannon balls from range?

Hopefully. But his cajones are so huge he just wanted to play through the pain barrier.

Thing is, there's being partisan and then being mackems. When they were vaguely good in the late 90s I didn't mind admitting it. I didn't hate any of their players that I can recall, and I quite liked Reid. Still do. Of course I wanted them to lose every match but I could be objective to where they were at. This lot are just a different breed though. How can they be so blinkered, en masse, to believe luck has got us into this position. Any true neutral would appreciate this side for what it is. A talented, motivated, driven team with superb tactics with the backing of a fanatical support who deserve every bit to be where they are. But take an example from today. Mackem reality. Actual reality. Showing themselves time and time again to be Sad Mackem Bastards.

I'm just loving this fewm. As Gemmill said, this lad will wake up tomorrow and have 5 seconds 'til he remembers and the fewm sets back in. "Yawn. Morning pet.... *memory kicks in* Ah naaahs, they'se barbaric child raping fuckers man.... FTM "