Alex

Bargain.

Ironic that you've written him off so early given how much time you had for the Whitley Bay Beckenbauer

Any Derek and Clive on it?

And people call The Fish pretentious

I don't think that's the most embarrassing thing about them like

Cotton Bud to his mates

Well you've both got more edge than a broken pisspot

Those photos would be fucking class if they were taking the piss but it's the sheer earnestness of them that make them truly great

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.100723589941756.1578.100000123466460&type=3 The unintentional comic genius.

Lavender

His "crew":

I have seen a recipe online before (on erowid.or iirc, even then you needed to have a strong alcoholic base as opposed to distilling it yourself) but I didn't make this as such, I 'infused' it with something

I'm just surprised "Fizzing at the slit" never got an airing (until now that is)

Look at the fucking clip of him

Once that sort of fashion faux pas is out there you can't put the genie back in the bottle

The latest Westworld was (as others have alluded to) class

That was my taking the piss out of some mackem called Reese

He's got blonde tips ffs

That's covered in the excellent 3 part series on Yellowstone that the BBC did too iirc. That bloke whose job it was to shovel the snow off the roofs in in winter. I remember thinking I would quite like that job.

That would be class. You'd need a big fucking fence though.

Too right. Mind, you pretty much need to cull the deer up there.

Would consider setting up a small distillery. Actually know a bloke who does that in Benton. I would go down the legal route with all that lotto money though.