Alex

Would pass the test in Kazakhstan

Merson strikes me as thick even when compared to other professional footballers.

Be mint if they go down like. I'll be digging out some Vera Lynns. Apparently the most least points any team has had in the PL after this amount of games and survived is 9. They're on 6. Also 8 points from safety, the worst goal difference in the league and averaging less than 0.5 points per game. Away win

Carry me off to hell in a handcart if we're not looking at the next 007

I don't think it'll happen either but top 4 is a possibility. However, if a team like Leicester ever were going to win the Premier League, then this season has to be the best chance of it happening. Would love to see them do it. Would also love to see Chelsea go down, which goes without saying

What's Uber doing that's illegal?

While Terry's fatha was out selling toot

DId you think you'd be putting your feet in the first few weeks like? Good luck with that

Mind, I didn't realise we didn't win a major trophy with KK as manager. It doesn't get mentioned much

If winning is so important to him it shouldn't bother him.

Aye, they're absolutely devastated after a game like yesterday

You have to love them having a pop at the Newcastle fan on there for posting on their board whilst completely missing the irony when they have a dedicated match thread every time we play.

Shame Danny B doesn't post on here these days

Stay off the bong. Have a good one.

Good

Read some Hemingway

Pacific State still sounds incredible like

Always amuses me when there's a yellow snow warning from the Met Office

Geordie Shaw, that's his name.

Careful, Gloom http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35068900

Didn't Shinton reckon he went to school with him or something like that?