Alex

Just reminded me of when, at school, 'bot' was a verb synonymous with anal sex.

The richest 1% in the UK (that's one percent btw ) take home a far greater proportion of all income than they did in the late 70s. It was gradually getting better until that point I think. The UK figure is substantially higher than some other European countries too. It's only inevitable in the sense that that's the way the country has been run since 1979, not in the sense that's the way it must be.

Do you reckon Keegan was a great player, SMB?

Not like this fuckwit to miss the point

Put a bell on the cat's collar then it'll find it harder to catch prey. The Aussies do it because their native fauna has been decimated by domestic cats.

Remember that total fucking toucher Nick-Kielce-Poland or whatever he was called going on about what a great bloke Ashley was because he gave bonuses to his staff? Ignoring the fact most of his staff aren't eligible to receive it.

Should do a top 10 great Pakistani players, see how many we've all heard of

Tbf, I watched that Greece game twice and Beckham had an outstanding last 30 mins. It was at home against Greece though. Not that I subscribe to the notion you have to top 20 players of all time material to be 'great'.

Her surname being synonymous with your patter.

Aye.

Could Pele keep it up whilst shagging a granny though? The adverts suggest otherwise.

The Euros in '92 weren't that great for him like

'Play' in cats, as in wild animals is for a purpose such as training for hunting. Can't compare it to killing stuff for 'fun' as some people do.

Cross-breeds / mongrels tend to do better in that respect, aye. The dogs that live the longest are Australian Cattle Dogs which are closely related to dingoes which in turn are closely related to wolves.

Clown wars

You get loads of physiological problems with bulldogs because they've been bred for appearance for so long and bear little resemblance to the bull-baiting dogs they're descended from. I do like them but it would put me off getting one.

With a great strike partner

The Luxembourg connection reminded me of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Blissett_%28nom_de_plume%29 What the fucking fuck?

That record highlights how good Charlton was like.

Not bad though

Fuck's sake. Sorry to hear that. Hope she gets something else ASAP.

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