Alex

Can't we all get along? As Rodney King said. Or was it Blaydon?

Remember when The Queen Mother died with massive debts? The Queen (i.e. the taxpayer) paid it off. It was all down to her lavish lifestyle. Amongst other things she had this castle / stately home that was fully staffed the year round despite being used for her shit parties for cuntish lickspittles about twice a year. That alone cost millions. This was all spun in the press as being a jolly funny way for an old lady to behave.

I love watching him bat. Reminds me of Gower at times, who was one of my heroes as a kid.

Think it was Mark Butcher saying because he's not the finished article as a spinner he'll give you the odd four ball anyway. Whereas he's probably more comfortable when people take him on because he's played so much T20 and one day stuff. Delighted for him like as he seems such a nice, humble lad.

Biggest stunt he's pulled since trying to convince everyone (including himself) that he's straight.

Btw, this looks mint: Mel the bulldog

I liked the first one but I wouldn't envisage a sequel being worth it. I love a bit of Family Guy like.

Whereabouts in Scotchland, Stevie?

Wtf? Because an omelette is so much hassle

Loved his fight against Lucien Bute (who was rated as the best in the division at that time): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6PveuxgeA8

There's a tribute to Carl Froch available as a podcast: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06447q4 Was on Radio 5 last night. Think he's been quite underrated as a fighter and should go down as one of the best boxers we've produced in the last couple of decades. Not a stylist but always entertaining with his all action style. Absolutely tough as fuck too. What a chin! Edit: starts about 5 mins in.

Kneel before exalted cyclops, pet

I've got a lot on my plate, ok?

Stop posting on here and sort my fucking mortgage out

They want lining up against a wall.

Grand Wizard ffs

Shades of Frank Worthington

Especially when the club is awash with international-standard centre-halves.

You're on form this morning.

It was the polite version of that