Alex

I've been once. The best thing about it is the gift shop.

Yeah but he probably thinks he can do a lot better than us too.

I was at a party when I heard he died. Hard to believe it's 21 years ago. It was a big talking point to say the least.

It's as if a meaningless online poll is meaningless.

The bairn reckons Moeen looks like you, Tooj.

Fick

Been a lot of talk about about Root (who was rightly given man of the match) and obviously Ian Bell's shots are often very easy on the eye but I could watch Moeen bat all day. So elegant

That is mint

Used to work with a Cockney who described it as being like something out of Soviet-era Russia after his first visit there.

Paddington. Thought it was mint

My exact thoughts at the time

Rick Astley?

Always good to get your tactical insight.

You've mentioned this before I think

Can't stand Federer.

Please follow your own advice

Bad AIDS

I doubt it's joint 6th or even in our top 5 if you take inflation into account.

I doubt you'll have much luck convincing anyone other than yourself that this has shown you were right all along about something or other. Good that you're focussing on the stuff that really matters though.

Don't hold back man, say what you really think.

You dirty old man Have a good one. Incidentally, I have a great tip for keeping your wine cool if you're interested.

We'd let him go for much less than that.

What a fucking bore you've become

One man's struggle to overcome the massive chip on his shoulder