Alex

I think they pretty much render satire obsolete

*sigh*

I met a lad from Northern Ireland called Paddy on holiday a few years back. Do you know him, @ewerk ?

Napoleon, Charles De Gaulle, Rene Artois

Alreet, Tommy Robinson

Boris is great, man. He hasn't even got a tie on. What a wag.

surely that's a given

Didn't realise his surname was an acronym

Or if he hit her over the head with it

Aye, on several levels

Got to be Suttcliffe instead of Boycott

Shame. She'd have fitted in well with the fans in Russia

Aye, they're spot on but the raw ones are basically bird feed.

Think that's the issue. Joselu will probably never be prolific and looks like he couldn't score in a brothel at the minute but the graft and mobility he provides just isn't in Mitro's locker.

Think the victim's testimony is pretty convincing and all too believable. I see there's a few more woman came out with accusations about Polanski now too.

May well do here too but I haven't seen or heard of them for years probably because they're acutely fucking awful, especially compared to the normal ones. They're ok if they've been roasted in the shell but this specifically referred to the raw ones which is apparently what you got at the match. Me dad was saying you used to hoy your tanner (6d) to the bloke and he would chuck you a bag back and he wasn't a great shot and sometime somebody else would get and keep your nuts

In his last fight Wilder got paid less than a third of Takam got for fighting Joshua. When you consider the former's been WBC Champ for 3 years and the latter was a last miniute stand-in challenger then you can see why Wilder wants a fight with Joshua. Takam got more than everyone on the bill of the Wilder fight apparently.

You'd think so like but I guess he's seeing him in training every day etc.

Scoring at that level doesn't automatically translate into scoring in the PL, look at David Healy.