Dr Gloom

how much do you make or lose on an average week? i've got a mate that likes a flutter. he's always having a bet or playing online poker. i've no idea how much he makes or loses but i've seen him win a few grand playing online poker a few times. he swears if he had a big enough cash base to start with, he'd make it as a professional gambler. only time i ever have a proper gamble is when in vegas or at the dogs/horses. and it's rare i come out on top. only ever beaten veagas once in 6 trips, never given a shit though.

i don't get why the thread was locked. nothing overtly racist or offensive. the people have spoken. get it reopened. or face the wrath of kevin.

i'm not talking about the pron sites you look at in the cofmort of your own home. which sites are the ones you bookmark and return to frequently to break up or asist your working day? mine are pretty mundane, would be interested to know what others are. please provide links www.ft.com www.guardian.co.uk www.twitter.com www.toontastic.net/forum www.facebook.com

you might get good odds for October 2012.

All saltwater has to do is wear a black vest and flex his guns down the blue oyster bar in Oslo and it's free drinks all night

who is steve bruce, where is byker, etc... can not wait for your next golden question... Come on meight, Im Norwegian! Poor effort meight Is that you in your profile pic, doing the saltwater?

Ok, what if tiote does his knee ligaments and colocinni breaks his leg? With those two out for the season we'd be looking at smith or gosling holding midfield and perch at centre back. A team with a spine like that and a set of strikers a shite a ours is relegation fodder. The first 11 looks just about good enough but the squad is wafer thin. One or two injuries in key positions and we're fucked. The one thing that might see us grind out result is the team spirit. It was fostered under hughton and pardew has somehow managed to keep it going, despite the efforts by the board to fuck it all up.

Happy birthday you old git.

Link please. This I have to read

i can see the luck we've been enjoying so far finally disappearing and us getting turned over here. our only hope i reckon is to drop one of the front men, flood the midfield and try to nick one off a ryan taylor set piece.

at least we made sure to suitably strengthen the squad depth in the transfer window by retaining our top players while attracting new ones. no options at full back, no options up front, an injury to collocini and our options at centre half look dodgy. thank fuck for the good start. we're in for a long season lads.

you can always just turn your resistance down if you're struggling to hang on in there. catch your breath.

Hell no. Perfect way to ruin a good cake

spinning is class, as long as you can get past the cheesy euro trance and spandex clad instructors shouting at you. You can burn 800+ calories in 45 mins if you push it. Rpm spin classes are best - interval based, instead of long slow climbs

Paying off early or over time, makes no difference, it's the same amount of money out at some point. If it was a "one off" you'd have seen his subsidy peak and then drop, it's been pretty consistent over time. This year'll be different I suspect and he probably wont have put owt in, maybe even recovered a lump. didn't you say September 1 was the time to judge Ashley. Just wondering what you make of his intentions now...

yeah. There were loads of birds in the class. Quite distracting during the squats section

Anyone ever tried body pump classes? Quite a good craic actually. I missed my boxing class today so went along not expecting it to be up to much - it's a short class lifting light weights to music with loads of reps. totally different to the way I usually train but I'm feeling a nice burn in the muscles tonight and I've had a massive appetite ever since the class finished, which is always a good sign of some hard work put in.

Have you seen the electronic hoardings this season? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD6ujBA-yEs Scroll through to about 34 secs i've seen those. the ground is still officially st james park though innit. at least the tacky new ads are just ads and not an official attempt at changing the name of the ground. ah, fuck it. i'm clutching at straws aren't i? it's another shit sandwich from mike whichever way you look at it.

ober and out of the first team

it looks awful but at least they've dropped the name change and it's still st james and not sports direct.com@st james park stadium.spaz or whatever.

And Jesus did weep

A touch hypocritical, perchance Watch it

obvious but still funny. Looks like Colo`s younger brother. Is it me or is your head way too small for your body? Or maybe it's your arms that are too big. Either way, something's not quite right.

If you sincerely believe that then the club is fucked! He gets his head down and runs, when he gets his head up he is clueless. who is better than those 4 like? i don't necessarily disagree about the club being fucked btw

one of our top 3 or 4 players i'd say at the moment alongside collocini, tiote and (hopefully) ben arfa